Movie Quotes
 

Haven't seen a thread like this so thought I'd drop it in....

What are some of your favourite quotes from movies?

I'll start with this....

"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off....

One of my favorite movies......
 

hooooooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaa......

Loved it when Al Pachino (Lt. Col. Frank Slade) groaned it out in the movie Scent of a Woman... :D

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women...What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a fucking genius.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: There are only two syllables worth hearing.......pussy.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: When in doubt, fuck.

loved that movie

"But Daddy...I want an Umpa-Lumpa NOW!!!

Varuca Salt....Willy Wonka...Which I haer Tim Burton is remaking..WHY????

because Tim Burton would be the only one Good enough!!!

And speaking of Tim Burton: here is one of my fav lines from the *classic* The Nightmare Before Christmas:

MAYOR: I'm only an elected an official here, I can't make decisions by myself

from sphere (forgot the white guy's name)

thatguy: Can you urinate in these things?

Samuel L Jackson: Sure you can, just let it go down your leg, but the real question is, would you really want to?

couple of my favourites from Bull Durham:

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball -- now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

John Winger: Lee Harvey! You are a madman! When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you.

Stripes 1981

TS> But they're engaged.

Brody> Doesn't matter, can't happen.

TS> Why not, it's bound to come up.

Brody> it's impossible for lois to have superman's baby, do you think her phillopian tubes could handle his sperm? I garuntee you he blows a load like a shotgun through her back. What about her womb, you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

TS> Sure, why not?

Brody> He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun, if lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom... but that would kill'em.

Seen from Mallrats

Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R.!
Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.?
Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition!

tango & Cash

Major League:

Harry Doyle: Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Jake Taylor: I'm with the Indians
Woman at Party: Here, in Cleveland? I didn't know we still had a team!
Jake Taylor: Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

City Slickers
-Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Foghorn Leghorn: I need, I say, I need a pointer, and that dog's got just the head for it. Pointed, that is.

Dirty Dancing ~

Oh, come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em!

Frank Wirtanen: You love good, you hate evil, and you'd do anything for the sake of romance.

Mother Night 1996

Michael Moore: Why not use Gandhi's way? He didn't have guns, and he beat the British Empire.
John Nichols: I'm not... familiar with that.

Michael Moore: Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank?

Michael Moore: Now wait a minute... The Constitution says you've got the right to bear arms. What do you think 'arms' means?
John Nichols: Well it's not like these...
[waves his arms]
John Nichols: It means we ought to have handguns if we want to.
Michael Moore: What about nuclear weapons? Should you be able to have weapons-grade plutonium?
John Nichols: [pauses] ... Well I think that oughta be restricted.

John Nichols: There's a lot of wackos out there.

Michael Moore: Thank you for not shooting me.

Marilyn Manson: The two by-products of that whole tragedy were, violence in entertainment, and gun control. And how perfect that that was the two things that we were going to talk about with the upcoming election. And also, then we forgot about Monica Lewinsky and we forgot about, uh, the President was shooting bombs overseas, yet I'm a bad guy because I, well I sing some rock-and-roll songs, and who's a bigger influence, the President or Marilyn Manson? I'd like to think me, but I'm going to go with the President.
Michael Moore: Do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day?
Marilyn Manson: I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior' Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to fuck you, and it's just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that's what I think it's all based on, the whole idea of 'keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume.'

Chris Rock: You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? Bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. You know why? If a bullet cost $5000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

Michael Moore: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or the people in that community, what would you say to them if they were here right now?
Marilyn Manson: I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did.

about accusations that he was responsible for Columbine killings]
Marilyn Manson: I definitely can see why they would pick me. Because I think it's easy to throw me face on the TV, because in the end, I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.

Michael Moore: In George Bush's America the poor were not a priority. And after September 11th correcting America's social problems took a back seat to fear, panic and a new set of priorities.
George W. Bush: [Archive speech] One way to express our unity is for Congress to set the military budget and the defense of the United States as the number one priority, and fully fund my request...

I feel pretty strongly about this movie :)

America had over 11,000 deaths by guns in 2002. Canada had less than 200.

breakfast club:

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Claire Standish: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish: A what?
Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark: She's a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish: I don't use it period!
John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way! You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it!
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT!
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Shawshank Redemption

Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.
Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt!
Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

[Unpacking books]
Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you idiot.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: "Dumas". Ever read it? You'll like that one Heywood, it's about a jailbreak.
Red: Jailbreak? Maybe we ought a file that one under "Educational" too!

"God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"

Marla ~ Fight Club

"Can you blush?"

Wesley Snipes ~ Blade II

Henry Jones - "Henry...Jones...Junior"

Indy - "I like 'Indiana'"

Henry Jones - "We named the dog Indiana"

Indy - "I loved that dog"

Harrison Ford and Sean Connery ~ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Billy Bob - "I love that dog"

Mox - "I think it's a pig"

Billy Bob - "Yeah"

James VanDerbeek and 'Billy Bob' ~ Varsity Blues