Non-Penis
 

:o:o:D

So I just noticed not one of my vibes or dildos looks like a yummy cock. They were all gifts. I have never bought my own. Do you think Mr. Lil has a complex??? He got me a hideous looking neon pink thing with bumps for my birthday.

Do most of your vibes look like dicks...Is this just a wacky problem I have???

or maybe he wants his to be neon or more streamlined...

oh the mind blowing theory of possibilities

i have one thats bright blue that is shapped like a cock w little bumps, tho its larger than norm..... my other one is also shapedlike a cock but i had owned a few that wernt lol and ive luved them all hubby has bought me a few but most ive bought we go on the criteria that if it looks fun try it! we dont worry about the shape much
~nikki~

I dunno Lil.. I am kinda partial to them *not* looking like dicks for some odd reason...maybe save the beauty of them for real skin ones. ;)

Lil,

Maybe he can't find one shaped like a yummy cock becuase it would violate obscenity laws where you are at. I know that in Texas it is illegal to own or sell dildoes that look realistic and that law was used to shut down a local porn shop not to long ago.

Maybe Mr. Lil could get a dildo mold kit and make you a nice Christmas present.

My wife's favorite dildo was shaped like a penis...only bigger. ha ha

She prefers her silver bullet to an internal vibrator though.

Cunning Linguist good try;) but not the case here. I have been to the store with him and we can order online.

I agree babybunny that their is a beauty to the real thing that can not be duplicated. I just happened to notice that my collection had not reality based ones.

Now I have another problem...do you think the store will let me return it if it doesn't fit????

Hmm on that note...wonder if you can get fitting ass-istance while youre there. :)

Well in engineering school we learned a useful technique called with enough lube anything will fit.

You are probably correct however it makes the toy a little less practical for ummmm...how shall I put this...every day use:D

I only own one~~~~and it's shaped like a dolphin!

Now I wanna know, did it fit?

Nope:o

Lil- All yours ARE like the real thing. What does Mr. Lil look like? :confused:











LOL :rolleyes:

Lil,

I just want to know how can a dildo not fit?

Was it too big or to small?
Maybe it was not a dildo at all?

It was too big or I am too small;)

i guess he figures that if you need a yummy cock to play with you will know where to find it

Lilith,

I think it was probably too big, but then again in my narrow experience of using toys on a woman I have never seen one that was too big.

Then again the one girl I did use toys on could have fit a fist in there no problem too.

Ummm well not me... I have 2 petite pieces of anatomy, my ears and my kitty;) :D

Lil,

Then I guess you are one of the few women I have met who isn't lying when she says she doesn't want guys with a large penis.

Damn Lil, we're screwed... :p LOL

But we'll make it work somehow ;)

I'll use The Force! :jedi:

Can you arrange a 3 way with Chewbacca while The Force is with you???

Ya see Lil.. the thing is... I really AM Chewbacca. :eek:

This I know;)