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Finish This Sentence…
The object of this game is for one player to start a sentence with AT LEAST 3 words which the next player must complete. While the sentence can be completed with a factual response, a much better response will be either funny, sexy, interesting, or irreverent (or better yet a combination of these).
After completing the sentence, the player then begins a new sentence (with AT LEAST 3 words) for the next player to complete. For example, if the first player were to post: “The capital of California is…” The second player could post: “…Sacramento” Now that is factual and correct, but NOT: (a) funny (unless you really know what living in Sacramento is like) (b) sexy (unless you get f---ing turned on by city names that have exactly 10 letters) (c) interesting (unless that just crystallizes in your mind that the city is near where gold was first found in California and has a great railroad museum) (d) irreverent (unless it reminds you of the politicians “working” there who make life miserable for the rest of us) So maybe a better response for the second player would be: “…not big enough for both the new governor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his ego.” (now I just happen to think that while not sexy or interesting, this is both funny and irreverent…but each to his own). ************************************************** ** OK to start this game off, here is the first question for the next player to complete: The party ended when… |
the party ended when.... all the beer was gone and the clothes were put back on
The best part of the morning is....... |
The best part of the morning is .... when your spouse surprises you with an oral sex wake up call. :D
What I want for Christmas is ... |
What I want for Christmas is ... my Christmas Stocking stuffed with a hottttt, sexxxy woman who gives me that morning b-j DB mentioned followed by a wild, frenzied nooner, and a slow, protracted evening lovemaking session (oh, yeah, and a digital camera to record what I’m hallucinating about right now…so, Santa, you can see I don’t want much).
My boss should do us all a favor by … |
My boss should do us all a favor by... finding another job.
The best part of my day.... |
The best part of my day … took a slight turn when I stumbled down the stairs hurrying to my major presentation, spreading the note cards for my speech about in total disorder, drenching my white shirt with the coffee I was carrying, and splitting my trousers…from there for some strange reason my day went rapidly down hill.
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... |
Drinking a bit too much liquor caused the couple to ... fall asleep early and miss out on their own party.
Sitting naked by the computer ... |
Sitting naked by my computer......should be what I change my middle name to! Lixy Sittingnakedbymycomputer Chick!
When push comes to shove, I will........ |
...probably fall down. "Grace" is not my middle name.
If you don't believe me, then... |
If you don't believe me, then how about buying this bridge in Brooklyn I have for sale?
The inflatable love otters came to life and... |
The inflatable love otters came to life and.......got too close to the inflatable swinging porcupines that also came to life and...well.....it's a sad story from here!
If I had a nickle for everytime someone called me.......... |
a guy I could take a vacation to Calif...... teddy is not just a guys name. :D
In a big bed all by myself................ |
Is where I can be found when I forget to tape Survivor for Mrs. WI.
The carpet burns on my knees... |
... were not formed looking for dropped coins. :D :D
Licking my lips is ... |
Licking my lips is....difficult to do when they're buried in a pussy.
Groupies can be identified by… |
Groupies can be identified by…....the amount of skin showing backstage
my first trip to an adult video store resulted in |
My first trip to an adult video store resulted in.......my getting a job there and selling a strap-on to 85 y/o man! (you've no idea the story behind that one!)
And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be............... *****(and no just singing the rest of the damn song either!) |
And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be............... a big ass grave to dig
Bury my heart at...... ( no fair saying Wounded Knee) |
Bury my heart at........ the same place you bury the rest of my body.
Don't sit too close to...... |
Don't sit too close to ... a person who has drunk 8 bottles of beer and ate 4 helpings of beans.
Some say the worth of a man can be measured by ... |
... the warmth in his heart and the balance in his checkbook. :)
By the way, Lilith, could we have answered "Bury my heart at ... injured shinbone?" Just asking. :D :D Good sex begins with ... |
Good sex begins with a shopping list consisting of : condoms, velcro, woodglue.
And yes, this is based on an actual incident. I've been shovelling so much snow lately that... |
I've been shovelling so much snow lately that ... I realize it may have been wiser to use something other than my daughter's plastic toy shovel.
Lawyers are most likely to… |
Groupies can be identified by ... the number of feet sticking out of the pile.
Oral sex is ... |
Oral sex is ... physical therapy for a loose tongue and flapping lips.
After a rather uninspired bout of sex, the woman said ... |
... maybe I should have sat on an ice cube.
Arriving at work early, the employee said ... |
Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
..."well kiss my ass and call me Sue, if I go to work now, they'll owe me overtime too. Eating health foods is ... |
Eating health foods is ... often having food for the body ... but not the soul. :)
Having a noonday quickie is ... |
Having a noonday quickie is ... mmmmm, extremely nice!
Having 'wake-up' sex is..... |
Having 'wake-up' sex is.....mmmmm, extremely nice, too! (Remember copying is the most sincere form of flattery. :D)
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[Hmmmm, well since I don't see a starter, I'll use your comment]
:) Copying is the most sincere form of flattery ... said the plagiarizing sudent to his teacher. Swinging can be said to ... |
Swinging can be said to ... be more fun than sliding or playing in the sandbox. What's that ... that ISN'T what you meant by swinging?
When the panties come off ... |
....his eyes look and a smile spreads across his face.
And then once he gathers his wits..... |
And then once he gathers his wits.....he's ready to begin a night of passion.
Slowly undressing in front of your lover ... |
....can be a turn on for both of you.
Cuddling in front of a fireplace ....... |
Cuddling in front of a fireplace ....... can definitely be a contact sport. :)
A bare butt stick up can invite ... |
A bare butt stick up can invite... a barehanded smack, followed by some gentle 'making up'.
A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ... |
A long hot bubble bath on a cool night ... sets the stage for a hot night of lovemaking.
The politician’s intern ... |
... just might end up being called a "hall" girl.
Sex in the snow ... |
Sex in the snow.... (are you nuts DB? lol) is something I never thought of trying but if your lover is hot enough I guess he'd keep you warm.
Sex on the beach ...... |
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