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If Pixies were to have a Sexual Development Workshop, what seminar could you teach?

Romance

LISTENING 101

Advanced One-Handed Typing

If you build it, they will cum.

Too often people look at a decrease in sexual desire as a problem. It isn't. It's a symptom of a problem that exists within a relationship. Fix the problem, and the sex will come back.


Very hard to take me seriously with that stupid av, huh? ha ha

Damn you all are sooooooo right on target.

Kissing, not just for lips.

I hope you don't show up in that get-up:D

As much as I'd love to sit in on Skip's class...that clown's freaking me out BIGTIME!

The art of the written word, romantic-style

Anal Sex ~ It doesn't have to hurt

• Preparation
• Relaxation techniques
• Lubricants
• Stretching exercises

I wouldn't teach any!People learn much better with "On the job
Training!"Besides,if you "flunk" that section,you get to take it over! Irish

Whoa, I'd sign up for Aqua's Master class!

I feel qualified enough to teach some oral sex classes but I know there are many qualified Pixie ladies out there. The Art of the Pearl Necklace would be a short seminar but well worth it.

PANTIES:D.... not just for breakfast anymore.:lust:

tongue exercises for men and women

The fact that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

I wud just go to all lessons!! I always like to learn new things!!

Let your fingers do the walking (101-432)

Advance classes require personal instruction

Massage 101

I'll just audit all the classes if it's alright with you. Thanks.

Horndog Theory! ;)

Those oral sex classes would need a volunteer demonstratee...I'll just volunteer to be the prop for demonstration purposes! Who knows, I may even become the "teacher's pet." Looking forward to this seminar!

BDSM

The Art of Oral Pleasuring

The Fine Art of Foreplay

what a great idea lilth! id love to sit in on every class i think. The kissing one sounds fum though!

oh it would have to be.....
Your home the sexual playground you never knew existed :D

or maybe

Positional play the painless way :D

Erotic World History

Can I be a Teacher's "Ass"istant?? :D

You most certainly Can Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oral sex, a fun alternative to the rhythm method

... or ... as it's sometimes called ...

Diapers are a no no. :D

Chance v Chastity

The Art of the Lucky Dip.

Speaking of Dip, we need to have the following course...

~Engineering~

Uncovering the mysteries of the Slippery Dip™

The art of the sexy bedroom stare

Aqua,

Zen and the Art of SOFA Maintenance?

Lilith,

I think I will join danziggy, denny, and pinkbutton as one of the students.

Kissing, caressing, cuddling 101, 102, & 103

full on Hot Sex - a live demonstration

Post Coital Manners


Lessons:
1. How to say Thank you
2. How to call the next day
3. Admitting the Fuck to your friends


hehe....saw this was missing...:D

I'd teach people....
 

<------how to drive one of these bad boys properly! :D