If men wrote advice columns.
 

A friend sent me these. They had me laughing out loud!! So I thought I'd pass them on. Of course my sense of humor could be way off on this... let me know.

teddy :D

a second..
 

How good our men are to us!!

LMAO

third..
 

On keeping a strong relationship...

Re: If men wrote advice columns.
 

Teddy Bear,

No. No. The advice seems quite sensible to me.

fourth...
 

A birthday gift suggestion...

fifth......
 

On true unselfish love...

OMG lmao

sixth & last one....
 

Guess I'll go cook a nice meal.

Hahaha...ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!



But I just thought of something.....
























I can't cook!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :D

LMAO... :D

Perfectly straightforward.

And the problem is?

Too cute Teddy, thanks.

I still haven't gotten that meal! :D

Re: sixth & last one....
 

You forgot the oral sex! :)

LOL Great thread, Teddy Bear!

How true!

Thank you for posting these.

You've created male monsters in chat, Teddy Bear! You can't talk about your S/O without them saying, "You should give him oral sex!"

LOL

LOL Gawd....

Love the point of view..... hehe ..... guess it's time to wake up the S/O

Can I get a copy of those Teddy? ............... on stone tablets?:rolleyes:

:eek:

That's so, so wrong!

OMG, but funny!

If anyone was ever in any doubt about how wonderful mine loulabelle's and my relationship then let me tell you this......
when I go to visit her for the weekend there's always a lovely meal being cooked and I usually get oral sex :D

oh and don't worry ladies if I'm there while she's at work I cook her something and rturn the oral sex favour hehehe :D:D

I can only say that good sex is like good business!
A satisfied customer is a repeat customer! Irish

haha.. wow, lets bash men some more

<<< Not a man basher.
 

dukegodllen I think you misinterpret this thread. It was in no way intended to 'bash men'. It was meant to be funny.

You must need a nice meal.*

















*Not offering... just making a suggestion.
teddy :)

dukegodllen,

While one of the suggestions is a word that does begin with "b" and is 4 letters long, it does not end with "ash".

...the other suggestion involves cooking.

L.S.H.I.P.M.P.

lakritze,

I can't seem to find a 'net-to-real-word' dictionary......

so would you please spell out what L.S.H.I.P.M.P. means for this fluff-brained bear.

TY - teddy :D

Laughed
So
Hard
I
Peed
My
Pants

omg.... I shoulda been able to figure that one out. I think the capital letters & the periods inbetween threw me. It doesn't take much to confuse me though.

TY Lilith! :) :)

Great thread Teddy Bear!!

Cheared me up before exams

ah just found this and nearly wet myself, time for a bump i think..........


and maybe a nice meal and a BJ.....

Thanks smithy for reviving this thread...I'd missed it also. And, teddy, a special thanks for starting this "illuminating" thread. :D

I've always thought men could offer good advice. In fact, here's a question I recently received and my advice:

Q: I caught my husband watching porn last night. How disgusting is THAT?


A: Porn is a man’s form of culture. The more X’s, the more cultural it is. You should be pleased that your husband has such refined tastes. You might want to consider expanding your cultural horizons by performing with your best friend in front of a video camera. I’m sure your husband has sufficient culture to be able to critique your movie well. His approval mechanism may be slightly different than the traditional “thumbs” up gesture, though. Oh! And by the way, instead of offering popcorn while he watches your movie, I suggest you just perform oral sex on him and then cook him a nice meal.

Those are all tooooo funny.......

So like giving oral is fine with me, but Booger still has to do the cooking!!

So babe, what's for dinner?!?!

I don't know how I ever missed this. :grin:

Teddy Bear, those are cute at they can be ... although ... now that I think about ...

the advice was sound. :rolleyes2

This tread is always good of a laugh or two

:thumb:

After a long day of wedding planning I needed a laugh.
Thanks Teddy!!!