how to set a trap
 

How would you set a perfect romantic trap?

Can you be tempted or tempt someone into a wild night?

I lure them with the scent ylang-ylang & myrrh then once they get close enough I cuff them to my shower head.:D

I'd lure them with a funny story about a bag of doritos.

now these are simple enough traps...I myself thought of making a special setting by asking a lady over to dinner after placing a large plush carpet in the center of the room, then piling large soft pillows around a serving table with all the specialties I can cook up in the kitchen (like honey roasted beef and sweet fried noodlesn; 5 kinds of cheeses; fruit like pairs, peaches, and green & purple grapes sprinled with powdered surgar, and dark chocolate fudge brownies)--and of course the whole room lit with candles and paying some very quiet chamber music.

Vullkan...
 

That's not a trap. That's a brightly lit neon sign saying, "I hope you came horny tonight, cause I'm going to attack you after supper!"
:D

But, I'm sure she would be in the mood after all that!

Re: Vullkan...
 

ROFLMFAO!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Let him go on....I'm liking it....I think it'd work sure fire!

P.S. Not sure now if I ever said it....but Welcum to Pixies Zetacon4!

Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

Thank you, sweet one!

By your nick here at Pixies', I presume you are very oral oriented also! Licking is my favorite sexual occupation!

I too, liked his setting very much!
Don't you agree with my description!!?

Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

YAOSVW!

Yes...I am! :slurp:

Yes...I do!

*giggle*

Yep that would work for me!! :D :D

I find that Rocky Road fudge works wonders for me.

Its all about words....

Re: Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

I love that giggle! I'm still trying to decipher your "YAOSVW"

The last three stand for "so very wet"
Hurry back to tell me more!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

You Are Oh So Very Welcome!

One cannot assume extreme wettness till the extreme wettness is decyphered by the decypherer!


*Now that truly sounded better in my head than it reads.......but, that's my logic and I'm sticking to it!*

Oops! Forgot the *giggle*

LOL!

You are just priceless! I enjoyed that very much!

I sure didn't forget to laugh!!!

I'll be careful to examine for wetness every time here after!

You make my tongue tingle everytime I see your name here! :spin:

I might be priceless.........but that tingly tongue will cost you! ;)

[Oh boy.......what round are we in? DING!]

*giggle*

Are we on "Pay per View"????

I better make sure we get our percentages!!!

Who keeps ringing that bell?:D

setting a trap wouldn't be a problem... it is finding the willing victim that I have having a hard time with. LOL

Well, it doesn't take much to catch a WILLING victim Jenna!

That's the point of a trap!

WildIrish makes a good point.
But I am more than willing.
Describe your trap for me!!
I'll tell you how I would respond to it!

*checking lips in a mirror and ringing the doorbell*

Avon Calling!


:D

A sure fire trap? Bait it with Lixy... or is that cheating? :-)

This trap does advertise lookout there is a wolf loose in the room when you go through all the rouble of making a special setting of pillows and special foods.

My favorite is to let her think you are going on a casual date, just jeans and what not and show up dressed to the hilt. Black formal suit and pants. Odd though that I have had really possitive comments on wearing a black dress shirt and red tie. But of course the whole of the trap here is just not the suit, but to be an absolute purfect gentleman. It also helps to buy the more colorful drinks rather then just beer.

Lastly to be very attentive and have small gifts as "lures"...say a rose works wonders

I've always said I won't eat anything I use for bait! Please tell me you don't subscribe to that notion!!!!!

*giggly, giggly.......goo*

Heheheh well I certainly would dine in this situation. Fine dining at its best. :)

Ring the doorbell, quickly hide in the garden, then leap out and stun them with a flying hug tackle :)