Mood Breaker
 

Last night while getting down n dirty w my hubby laying on the couch w my head in his lap, both of us REALLY into it and then then outta nowhere i feel a cold nose trying to help me! i yelp look up and see the puppy!!!!!!!!! talk about a mood breaker!
we had to take the time to get him away before we cud continue so we lost the moment . dont worry tho, we got it back!

what was your biggest mood breaker??


~nikki~

One of two ... the blankety blank phone ringing or the kids knocking at the door. :(

see , the phone dont bother me, ill just let it ring and check the voice mail later

the familiar sound of my son's feet shuffling in the night saying "Daddy my nose is bleeding"

my husband coming home :D:D:p

yeah lilith i can se how that wud be a HUGE mood breaker !!!!
:) ;) :)

Lil........... :spank: cause you want one so bad... :D LOL

The kids..........knocking on the door, that does it everytime!!

See Irish's post in "Swish, Swish, Swish" thread.:rolleyes:

The funniest mood killer I've evre experianced happened a few years back with my BF at the time. I was visiting him at his grandmother's house, just watching movies in the basement. His grandma had gone out shopping for a while..so we started fooling around a bit. Well, one thing led to another..and we just didn't hear her come home. We only realized it after she was standing in the dooorway, screaming at us in Russian.. yup..that killed the mood quick.

Mood breaker?
 

Hearing a light "click and then the door to the bedroom opening.



My son was soooo proud of himself because he learned how to pop the lock on the bedroom door.

:rolleyes:

A Cramp in my Thigh or calve. But it's momentary and I can keep rippin afterwards. :)

How about getting a big hug from someone you absolutely adore and think the kiss of a lifetime is coming only to get a peck on the cheek and hear those now infamous words "You know I love you just like a brother. "

uggggggggggh! :(

Oh yeah the leg cramps!!!!!! you're sooooo close to cuming and here they come!! damn ruins it every time! If any one knows how to get rid of them, please pm me! I try massive doses of calcium and Dmg for lactic acid buildup but it doesn't help. :(

Cowgirl potassium will help, eat more bananas.

Tina and I doing 69 one night when my daughter(4 yrs) at the time walked right up to the bed and asked what we were doing. YIKES

OMG, tony44. Certainly an interruption. :D :D

My worst: I'm licking her. Yes, life is good. Next thing I know she is giving me an update on the problems her friend is having with some illness. Way too much info on body fluids and such.

Zap. That totally scored a negative bazillion on the desire-o-meter. Killed me for days.

I think my worst mood breaker occured when my folks were visiting us and had gone out for the evening, hubby and I were going at it full tilt, as I recall I was spread eagle on the bed with him slamming me with my dildo. All of a sudden there is a shadow across the bed and there are my parents standing in the doorway. Let me tell you that killed the mood for a couple days and breakfast with them in the morning was a real treat.

aside from kids bursting in or otherwise (that's universal for all parents I think), I once had to endure her telling me that the dog was sick earlier in the day, in detail...... CRIMONY!

OMG azual



*remebers to put locks on bedroom door before mom in law comes to visit this spring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

~nikki~

Drink tonic water with quinine and wear socks all the time. It works.

That's what I was gonna say!

When Lilith's husband comes home. :D

My kid was actually prescribed soda with quinine by a doc. It does work.

kids are definite mood breaker but what really kills the mood is a baby with a sex radar & my then 10 year old walking in to ask something (the door wouldnt lock) & us going for it we stop trying to look like we cuddling only to hear him walk straight out to his 3 siblings & 2 step siblings yelling mum & dad are having sex he yelled so loud woke the baby up god I coulda killed him ...
but not just happy with telling his siblings mother & father in law come to visit with sister in law & they all yell @ them as they come in quiet mum & dad are in the room having sex mothe rin law not happy baby crying she picks him up walks in & says you better finish now he is hungry :rolleyes: :mad:

:hot: :heart:

hearing my 3 year old banging on the door.....you guys stop jumping on the bed....

though i must say laughing makes for interesting "feels good" when you are impaled.

Just as he's about to cum.......his shifting hand position accidentally trapped my hair in the most painful way! Which do I choose to stop? I opted for the release of my hair cause I didn't want a big bald spot on the left side of my head! Sometimes pain and pleasure just doesn't go together!

The giggles occuring because of one of the following: He/She farts during sex. Someone belches after/during oral sex. and/or pussy fart. Giggles are not good during sex.

Once bumped my head on the headboard so hard that I saw stars. I started screaming in pain, and of course he thought I was just being more vocal than normal. Funny now, but not at the time.

Well let's see!

1) There have been a few times where I would find poo on my dick because my ex-fiancee didn't wipe so well.

2) One time my ex fiancee was riding me in a motel room. She grabbed the headboard as leverage and just as she was about to have a big o she ripped the head board off the wall and it hit me on the head.

3) One time my ex-fiancee and I were fucking in my car at a ball park. When all of a sudden head lights came by, and not risking going to jail we quickly got dressed and realized it was not a cop, but most likely another teenage couple looking for a place to park. It didn't really kill the mood per se, but the thrill of gettign caught was a huge turn on to her. So much in fact that for the rest of the night we would find public places to go fuck in my hometown. The best one was making out and fingering her in a convinence store in a back isle out of sight form the cashier.

4) Eating out a 17 y/o girl when I was 21 and when it came time to stick it in she said she had to be home soon because her dad would get mad. Then I found out her dad was a cop who ran my plates.

A mood breaker, gee, now you got me. I guess it has to be when you're alone in the house chucking one out, and the phone rings! Nooo... ;)

No hurry here.





Are you going to be there?:rolleyes:

This may be the perfect place for you to wait.;)

ROFL

You and WI are both "on" today!

As a result of that I've changed it.

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I have a mood breaking story from when my husband and I were still dating and much younger. He still lived at home and I had stayed there the night before a family get together and that morning we decided to have a little fun. The connecing bathroom to his bedroom also connected with the hallway. The lights were off and we hadn't officialy gotten up yet. I was in the middle of going down on him..completely into it...when we heard his brother arive. A little while later, his brother stepped quietly into the bathroom, burst into the bedroom weilding a camera!!! The flash going off...and him yelling..lol. He claimes he didn't realize we were being naughty and just wanted to wake us up..but I suspect he knew. It was horrible at the time, but now we laugh at the memory. Never did see if he got any pics that turned out..lol.

~Eliza

Either when the momentem stops and things go limp, or when he stops in the middle of sex and says he has to take a crap... bleh.

I've had a couple of real mood breakers - the first was at a girlfriends and I was giving it to her doggy style in the lounge in the early hours of the morning and her 5 year old daughter walked and asked what we were doing!!!

The second was in August just gone at a festival where I had got lucky. I was busy fucking this lady in her tent when her jack russell terrier decided to join in and started licking my balls. It made me jump a mile and the shock killed my hardon stone dead and that was it for the night. :(

At least he has the courtesy to let you know in advance.

Mood breaker for me (other than kids) is talking about stuff other than sex....like "Did you pay the electric bill today?"