--> .[Message in a bottle]. <--
 

If you put a 'message in a bottle' and threw it away....


.....what would it say?

"Help...I'm being held prisoner"

Send money!

No Deposit - non-returnable
Don't Ya just wish you'd left it in the bottle?
LOL

Uh oh....NOW you've done it.

There was a man from Peru...Who fell asleep in a canoe...While dreaming of Venus and stroking his penis...he woke up with a hand full of goo......

"For a good time call...###-#### and ask for PantyFanatic"






Ohh Btw....PF...what's your phone number??? I need it! :p :D

Hire me!

Follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

Hey, I've been stuck inside this bottle for years, it's about time you opened the thing. What the fuck are you lookin' at?

LMAO
 

I'm very old and have an old phome number. It's CHerry I-812 :D

"I don't know where I am, but would you come get me?"

Please return to owner

If you love completely, find humor in most things, and are in search of a friend... return this to me...

If not... cork it.. and throw it back in...

"DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE
UNDER ANY CONDITION!


..... OH OH!"

Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.

LOL PF I thought your telephone number was... 0001 :D:D

Scarecrow - don't you mean "fill with (insert faourite drink) and return to owner" ? lol

as for me...............I can't decide it would either be

P.T.O - on both sides of the paper hehehe

or

Please throw in the trash I couldn't be bothered :D

" I know where you stay!!!!!!!!":devil:

Send help...
Signed

Gilligan

DON'T follow me.................































































........ I'm lost too! :confused:

"You're digging in the right place. The treasure is one fathom below."

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around...

please return this bottle for refund where applicable

I love this vintage. Please send more.