Yo' Mama
 

Yeah, yeah so I was bored...sue me!!... Add your own..


Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it!

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so gross you can use her underwear scrapings for chip dip!

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was leaving the circus, the elephant trainers shot her with a tranquilizer dart.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Can we ban Lovediva for that one? :D

Ewwwwwwwwwww!:hot:

The only difference between yo' mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

Yo' mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb.

Yo mama's so ugly, she'd make money as a look-alike for George W. Bush

Yo momma's so big, when we shout "kool-aid" she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama is such a bad cook, WeightWatcher's wants to buy her recipes.

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo Mama is so slutty, she's a regular guest on Jerry Springer.

Yo Mama is so stupid that she thinks a "vibrating egg" is one that is really about to hatch!

Yo mama's so big that the egg would get crushed before use.

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks oral stimulation is a good conversation!

Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Fellatio is an opera singer!

Yo Mama is such an idiot that she literally uses the receiver while having "phone sex"

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo Mama is so dumb that she loves you anyway! :)

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo mama is so ugly, she could be a George W. Bush double.

Hi Denny! Hope to talk to you soon sweetie...

Hey..let's get off mamma's.....I just got off yours!

Yo mama so nasty, she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo' Momma so dumb, she thank Jerry Springer an evangelist,