The wrong/right scenario.... A poll
 

So here you are ladies a poll for you (or some guys..I know who you are)

The Scene...a naked guy in front of you and you know he needs your mouth, But a problem...you are chewing gum and you cannot get up to get rid of it...


Whatever would you do and why????

You forgot "swallow it," skip...something I like to do. :D

think of the semen coated gum in your stomach for 10 years

YUMMMMMM.



(LMAO) :D

I personally would put it on the head board or something like that. Cant bring myself to swallow gum.

Hey now!!! These are not listed options!!! LMAO

I voted ass...only because of the assphobia floating around lately...But I prob would swollow it. :P

Assphobia?! What assphobia!? There is no assphobia dammit! :p :rolleyes:

That is when you are scared to live outside the ass

I was thinking it was more like assophillia

I was frustrated to find "spit it on the carpet, let the vacumn deal with it" wasn't on the list.

*pushes aside R&D notes on pussy juice mouthwash and begins to work on sperm flavored chewing gum*

Sorry, I have to go with swallowing it, just like I'd be swallowing something else shortly thereafter. :D

I'd swallow, too.

#3 might not be a good idea if it's bubble gum the safety valve might end up blowin up in your face.

yep.. IF I have to pick from one of the polls choices..

Up his ass..

then tell him that I won't allow him to cum until he makes a bubble.. ROFL :)

Yeah.. I know Skip.. you like the way I think :P LOL

Skip, I'm so glad you posted this thread....I've had sleepless nights worrying about this very scenario.

The only solution I've found is not to chew gum when Fussy's around, since I like to have my mouth constantly available....

Remember that scene in Trading Places?

Sorry skip.....but I'd ask the butler to hold it till I was through!

Thank you, BCG. I was beginning to feel like a freak. :)