Feeding the bears!
 

Gonna go to da zoo today and feed the polar bears! Ya got to love an animal who eats his zoo-mates. (last summer we watched the polar bears EAT a peacock that got into their cage by accident! Crude but interesting I guess.)

OK color me sick, but my grand daughter and I are hoping for more excitement today at the zoo.... :p

Let's just hope the excitement isn't because one of US falls into the cage. LOL LOL



If ya don't see me for a week, you'll know that I became a polar bear snack today. :fly:
(anyone want me to bring back some zoo-doo? we use it for fertilzer in our garden!)

Shhhhhh! Don't tell pantyfanatic! He has a thing for white bears. :D

Have a great time at the ZOO.Watch out for the shit throwing chimps.I hear they are improving their aim.

Monkeys fling poo.

............but, polar bears aren't found in the woods... lol :eek:

But...is wood found on polar bears?

Have fun, just be careful and don't get too close we don't want to lose you to the bears.

Did someone say something about bears and eating ? :D:D

wet & bare
 

Hope the zoo trip was a fun one. Please don't accidently give yourself up to a polar bear as a snack...I'd much rather enjoy having you as a "snack" if there is to be any kind of "eating" going on.

The zoo is a trippy place to hang out. I always love standing back a bit and watching the animals viewing the humans...sometimes they make you wonder! Always a treat to catch a pair of any species screwing and then subsequently watch the parents squirm as they try to explain to the youngest of the kids just what those animals are up to ;)

I have to confess, I married a mammal.

My wife is a bear.

Strangely enough, I don't mind when I get eaten by a bear.

RG I hope you make it home safe. You and your grand daughter have fun. I would also like to cast my vote for eatting you instead of the bears eatting you.

I haven't been to a zoo since I was 6 years old! I got the urge to let the animals out and I made the mistake of telling my mother! I just felt so sorry for them......pacing and waiting and waiting and pacing!

Oops! My feelings.....I didn't mean to inflict them on anyone! Hope you hade fun RG!

Damn.. just reading the title of this thread I was hoping that by opening the thread I would witness something to do with BigBear57 pleasuring some lucky lady orally... damn it.. LOL

I tried, I tried.. I asked half of Pixie's and nobody's interested in a bear tongue
I guess I could take a pic of me licking Lixxy's av LOL

Oh BigBear57.. me thinks you aren't paying attention to the hints then... LOL

We're home, but imagine my disappointment at NOT being eaten!

I am SO bummed........

the polar bears were frisky today though . I think it's the cool weather.
*to us, being AWAKE is considered being FRISKY!* LOL LOL

What a great pic RandyGal... glad to hear the polar bears were frisky...

and I share in your disappointment in not being eaten.. :) LOL

I don't know what she is talking about.
 

I never even think about them white bears in the woods:rolleyes:





No thanks. I don't want to have to be picking through that with a stick to find you.:eek: I'm just happy you made it back alright.:)

RAndyGal my offer still stand to eat you. She is going to be a looker just like grandma.

Re: Feeding the bears!
 

OK... thanks for the laugh... that is one of the funniest things I have read in a long while!

Actually, we checked out the bears living quarters to see if we could find any peacock feathers today. :p

Kind of wish the bears would have eaten a few...they were noisy birdy-bastards and they kept coming AT us! EEK!!

I bet he tastes just like chicken.:) Did you see the size of that peacock?:eek:

LOL.. are you tempting me????

heya randygal! thosa bars are quite da slippeerryy character ya! because theya smaaarrrtar than thee ahverahge bar!

Oh damn! I wish I remembered to tell you this before you went off to the zoo.........

NEVER, EVER, FEED A BEAR MARSHMALLOW'S THAT YOU ARE HOLDING BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!

Whew! I feel better now! So remember that the next time you go to the zoo........k?