Honk if you had IT last night!!
 

Saw that on a bumper sticker today..... seems like they're making a bit of a comeback, over here anyway!!


One I saw on a car, but never seen to buy, was;-

"The (car) keys are on the seat..... next to the Dobermann!"


Do you have any fun/serious/whatever bumper stickers on your car? Or one you would like to have?

DM

saw one the other day ...

"Grow your own dope - Plant a man"

*whispers* sorry, fellas :lust:

how about this one

"Honk if your Horn is broken"

or

"Yes I found him, I have Jesus in the trunk"

Wait, I have IT (Information Technology) every night...and every day...
oh not what you meant?

[edit: there are two Apple logo stickers in the back side windows of my car, and a Chicago Tribune American Flag cling decal on the driver side rear window, no bumper stickers. I've got a Linux Shark (looks like those Christian fish things, but with a shark fin (Linus Torvalds is from Finland, get it?) and LINUX through the body of the 'shark') but it's currently on a bookshelf...]

btw, the only bumber sticker on my car says "Don't be jealous" ... you'd have to see my car to understand how rediculously funny that is.

Zero to BITCH is 6 seconds :)

I always liked the one that said "Don't Follow me, I'm Lost."
The only thing I actually have on my car is a parking permit sticker for school.

Honk if the twins fall out

Caution: I swerve and hit people at random:D

:D Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading:D

:D Cover me. I'm changing lanes:D

Your village called; They want their idiot back.:D :D

U R Sofa King We todd did

I don't have bumper stickers, but I collect helmet stickers at all the Biker events I attend.

My favorite:

I wouldn't fuck you for Practice.

LOL! Goddess

i like this one, but i can't put it on my car cause it doesn't apply


"My other car is a piece of shit too!"

All time personal fave.........Grass, gas or ass! No one rides for free!

~~~~OR~~~~

If you get any closer.................lick me!

*I dare not put any on the truck......hubby would kill me!*

I've always wanted to see
"If you're close enough to read this you better be using lube!!"

Lixy baby you should always wear a badge that says that !!! *licks....nibble, suck, lick, slurp.....hehehe oooooooops slipped*

Saw this on the back of a 16-ton flatbed truck this morning....


"TOO CLOSE!

or do you really WANT
to test your airbag?!?"



Needless to say, I kept back!!

DM

How about:



HONK
if you really want me to jam my fucking brakes!

I saw this one this today

CAUTION:
Don't follow to close
Driver chews tobacco

Two I wish I had:

Don't blame me, I voted for Bush/Quayle.

Don't blame me, I voted for Dole/Kemp.


...sorry Lil... :p


rabbit

A car I see regularly has a sticker that I think is great:

"Back off, I'm a Goddess!"


As for me, I don't have any bumper stickers on my car...hell I'd settle for an engine that worked, right now. :(

My favorite of all time (so far)...

"He's dead, Jim! You get his communicator, I'll get his wallet!"

***BUMP ***

Good bump, SS.

"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

"I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine"

I have this one up on my fridge...

:God is coming. Look busy."