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Sexual Replacement.
Was just thinking about this earlier in talking with a friend.
If you cannot get sex and you are not online...What do you do as a replacement??? |
Read erotica!
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Masturbate...listening to a few recordings I have;)
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Think erotic thoughts or read ... and masturbate. :)
Probably good for us to have to "rough it" some times. :D |
I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........
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Yeah and I cover my tented boxers with a Yarmukle and sing gospel songs... |
Use the store of ummm errrr educational stuff i have on my hard drive :D
Or read my educational books :D |
Well, I have yet to say no to a banana and my bullet.
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Skip, Honey...hate to be the bearer of bad news... but your putting the Yarmukle on the wrong head :D
write or read erotica or maybe bubblebath with thoughts of a recent close encounter. If that isn't workin for me, I can never test the batteries on my favorite toys often enough ;) Seems we're all on the same pages here. |
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Ummm...why do I find that hard to believe?? ;) I sleep..lol. |
If it is first thing in the morning, take a shower with Mr Hand.
Otherwise, chew gum and play golf.... :p rabbit |
Just do the usual...masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.
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Call tech support:spin:
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will they clean my line
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Let my mind work overtime in fantasyland..
Read or write a new story.... Cell phones are fun toys too.. for an erotic call.... |
write a new story ... or make a phone call .... :lust:
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Sit quietly and wait for salvation.
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In days of old
when men were bold and women weren't invented We stuck our cocks between two rocks and went away contented |
Goddess X I owuld love to read some of your erotica... is there any posted here?
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Customer: Hello, I'm haveing trouble getting my erotica site to work, can you help me? tech support: Maybe, I can talk dirty to you. |
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Personally, I while away my time thinking about men with tented boxers and funny hats wooing me with gospel music. Funny, somehow it makes me giggle...which is obviously opposite the goal I had in mind. |
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