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Tell me , what is your typical curse or nasty pissed off saying?

"purple putrid pond scum!!!" LOL ... don't really use profane or vulgar words outside "bedroom" talk ... like to get inventive with my exclamations though!!!! :)

I tend to say Jimminy Crickets when i am around my kids...otherwise I usually dont limit myself.

Lilith,

"Awshit!"

"Jesus, Mary and Fredrick!"

any variation on 'fuck me':

fuck me arthritic...
fuck me straight-edge...
fuck me Anglo-Saxon...
fuck me fucked...
fuck me able-minded...

etc., etc., etc...


then there's "oh, fer [insert] fuck's sake!" like...

oh, fer frilly fuck's sake.
oh, fer squirrely fuck's sake.
oh, fer poorly-drawn fuck's sake.
oh, fer helmet-wearin, window-lickin fuck's sake.

you get the idea. but my all-time favorite is what this retired Army Sergeant i knew usta say whenever his kid did sumthin stupid:

"Boy, yer worse than a monkey fuckin a football."

I like:
"Fuck me running backwards" or
"Well I'll just be fucked"

I say "well fuck me sideways":p

Is that an order or request ;)

Piss on a rope backwards

WTF........................or Sheeeeeeeeeet...................or Just plain ole DAYUMMMMMMMMM...................You stupid MFer. :)

god damn mother fuckin cock suckin son of a bitch

Fuckin, fuck, fuck!

~OR~

Shit, piss, fuck!

~OR~

You motha fuckinwhorebitchbastardfuckinfuckerfuck!

~OR~

Oh geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzewwwwwwww!

LMAO!

At times I sound like a drunken sailor on shore leave.........and yet I can curtail myself when the situation calls for it. The above quotes are usually heard from my kitchen when I spill something or knock something over!

"Oh, shucky durn ... "

I live such a sheltered life. :D

Litlith, how do you pronounce, "#$%^*$#@! ?"

Well I say #$%^*$#@! all the time.

Dicksbro, you just have to contort your lips into a "O" shape. From then on, it's just a matter of saying #$% and ^*$#@! really quickly so it forms one word.

CasperTG.

tend to use the term "fannie" or "jobbie"
also, is someone rally gets to me "phuttin heid banner"(f'in headcase!)

fuckadididdleydoo!

shit & two is eight

If I happen to say that in front of the kids.. then I turn around innocently and ask, "then.. what is shit?".. Quick math quiz... :)

the kids have me saying Barnnacles

At the top of my lungs, "WILLIAM! H! MACY!". Because, as we all know, he -is- the second coming.

Only just stopped myself from using my Sister's favourite profanity in front of my boss the other day.

It had all gone horribly wrong and I'd got the first consonant of 'Piss-flaps' out before I managed to stop myself.

I am in the habit of using 'Blimey' or 'Blimey O'reilly' quite a lot at the moment, but the good old favourites such as 'Funckinell' 'Bugger me backwards' and 'Fuck me!' are also frequently heard in my repertoire.

Since I was twelve I've been the foulest mouthed person I know. The thing is that people find it so amusing when I swear because of my 'posh' voice so they don't seem to be offended by it and it just encourages me. :p

STO- my daughter has me saying tarter sauce or barnicales too.

I say pukka tukka or tarter sauce when my kid is around and shitfuckdamn if shes not around

Fudge nuggets!!!

My most often used expression of frustration is "Fuck my chihuahua".

If I'm feeling extreme frustration, then it becomes "Bugger me with a red hot chihuahua".

i just learned a lot from this thread.............any way thanks

That is what we are all about stiffman...spreading the profanity around the world :D

just plain old FUCK IT

when my ex really pisses me off I might say something like this
you mother fucking cant understand normal thinking Cunt you dumbass then a pause then JackASS Bitch

Vulgar: Fucking sonovabitch or Fuck me naked....

G-Rated: Fiddle sticks.....


rabbit

:p ROTFLMAO..... :D