You Guys Make Me Think Too Much!
 

I was reading over skipthisone's thread about songs we hate to hear and would rather cut our spleen out with a shrimp fork than listen to...........and I got to thinking.........

*waits till all the "ut oh's" subside*

SAYINGS! Things people say all the time and you just cringe each time you hear them! You wish they had never been "coined" and you wish they would die like disco did! Oh.....wait.....disco is back....huh? Oh f&%k!!!!!!!!

Got any faves you love to hate?


For me............
"Hey girlfriend!"
"My bad!"
"Wazzup?"

OK.....commence to venting!

"Get outta here"

"Well duh!" (hate it, but still find it slipping from my lips occassionally! (and here's for you Lixy ..) oops, my bad! LOL!

"You go girl!" Gag, puke...

"da bomb"

not something heard, but seen:

AIR QUOTES

"Talk to the hand.........."

LMFAO! Yep! All sucky!

Specially@ fzzy! *Gentle but meaningful *smack*!


seriousfun??????? WTF is "Air Quotes"?????? Or......do I really wanna know? Oh geezzzzzz!

Fizzle my nizzle. It be off the heezy facheezy. Crunk, what in the hell does crunk mean?!??!

LMFAO IG! Um.......dunno......but I hate it too!

when you do the little quotemarks in the air with your fingers..... I think! My 7 year old has picked that up!

"phat"

Said most often with a BIG smile, … “Oh that’s a great question.”, … by people that don’t have a fucking clew how to answer it.

"I don't know, I just work here..."
"Loser" with the L on the forehead
Rosie O'Donnell's "Cutie Patootie"

'from the get go'


where is the get go?

ohhhhhh yeah...........there is one more!

"narley dude"

I think I spelled it right.........I couldn't finds narley in the Websters Dictionary.

'Crunk' means you's wearin dat muthafucka out old-school, yo. Fuh sho.

I hate when I hear "Mr. Johnson, we've asked you time and time again not to wander the petting zoo grounds, carrying a funnel, lighter fluid, and a video camera.". Nazi fucks...

And puns. All of em. *grumbles* Believe me when I say that no matter how funny they may sound in yer head, they're not. I swear to Buddha's fat ass, they're not. So just don't. Lowest goddamn form of comedy.

And it's 'gnarly'.

Hey, Uncle Silky, not to derail the thread or anything but...nice avatar.

Oh, and I cannot STAND when someone uses the word "cooter". *cringes*

oh I just hate it when people say to me "Piss off you annoying twat!" it happens all the time :( hehehe

I actually can't think of any words that do piss me off I'm sure there are some so I'll give it some thought n get back to you all :D

Yes, it is, lockbox. Yes, it is. *stares dreamily at his own avatar, mentally calculating the possibilities of a time-machine... or a lifestyle change towards necrophilia*

Hey Uncle Silky necrophilia isn't illegal in the UK........YET ! See you here soon ? ;)

And just why would you even know that Fussy? *raises voice along with eyebrows*

And why isn't it illegal? Don't they know the meaning of "unwilling participant"? LMAO!

*smoooooooches sexy lixy*

http://pixies-place.com/forums/show...&threadid=13705

that's how my little sexy one ;)

Oh and how can anyone prove it's an "unwilling partner"?? Everyone is innocent until proven guilty :D

They say "dead men tell no lies".........so um.......

I don't know how that applies.....but it must somehow! LOL!

Oops! Almost forgot........

*saaaaaaaamooch*

"and I was like......" or "he was like.........." GGgggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

"y'know what I'm sayin'?" Inserted after every sentence or so. Drives me absolutely NUTS!!!!!

"y'know?" also inserted after every few words. Drives me nuts, but not as bad as the previous irritating speech habit

24/7

Then there are the ones that bug me when they are written or typed:

"wassup" or any of the other "dialect-type" slang spellings

and finally, at the risk of being considered "anal-retentive", incorrect grammar and misspellings. Not typos......everyone makes typos, but straight out misspellings.

What makes me the craziest is when they don't know the difference between to and too, no and know, and there and their. I want to just reach through the monitor and SLAP 'em!!!!!!

*walks away muttering something about probably being in prison for murder by now if she'd been an English teacher*

Dude...i just hate that word...

I can't stand for a person to uuuuuhhhhh and uuummmmm while they are speaking. Just spit it out! Don't uuuuhhhh and uuummmmm me every two seconds.

The big one here at the moment is "Yeah, no". As in,

"Are you going to the shop?"

"yeah, no. Not today."

Anything that comes from someone envolved in marketing! If I want bullshit I'll buy a farm!

"dissed" and "tight"
I want to smack my kid every time I hear him use these

"ohhhh mahhhhh gawddddd" i work with a woman who says that at least 15 times a day. she also says "it is sucking my will to live"

Can anyone say DRAMA QUEEN?

D-D-D... Drrrraaaaa... Dra-a-a-a... Dramm-m-m-m.... Drama...

Fuck it, I give. You win again, English language. Long have you thwarted me at every turn.

LMAO everyone! I absolutely agree with all above!

skip? I work with a girl who calls everyone dude.......including me! She'll say......"Hey dude, check this out".....as a preface to most every sentence!

SS......All my thoughts exactly......even the walking away and muttering part! LOL!

Scarlett........and especially when I am watching an interview!!

Oh, this is so funny.........the things that bother us!

LMAO@Uncle!

How about those people who don't want to curse and say stuff like.........."Oh, cheese and crackers"....or......."Oh fudge"?

Just spit it out people! They are only words and they might save you from that future ulcer! LMFAO!

This is funny.

SS, I really agree on "y'know?" Drives me nuts, too.

Is anyone else tired of hearing, "6 Sigma?"

Y'know?

(Sorry, SS, just couldn't resist :D)

Well fudge me Lixy I'm always fudging saying fudge instead of the naughty word ! What's the fudging problem with me saying fudge ? wanna fudging fight about it ya fudging sexy babe ?!

There isn't anything wrong with phat. I have a phat jacket i wear when it is really cold.

The only thing I can't stand is "ya know what I am sayin"

Fuck You Fussy!

*ducks and runs for cover*

ROFLMFAO!

woo hoo anytime lixy baby !!! I would love to fudge you all night long !

Or if you were just wanting a fudging fight I'm willing as long as it requires us to get naked n roll around a bit woo fudging hoo !