Turn That Radio Off !!!!!
 

Ok, this is like Sing to me.....with a major difference...post the lyrics to the songs YOU SIMPLY CANNOT STAND!!...

Oh, and we will just assume that all of Michael Jackson's songs are already posted as to save space :D

Pure HELL!!!!

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
doin' the town and doin' it right
in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie
"Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she says yes with her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her ties
muzzle to muzzle now
anything goes
as they wiggle
and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Kid Rock) Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried the day
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you I'm lyin' next to her

(Sherly Crow)
I called you lastnight in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend

(Kid Rock)
It was the same ole same "how have you been"

(Both)
Since you been gone my worlds been dark and grey

(Kid Rock)
You reminded me of brighter days

(Sheryl Crow)
I hoped you were comin' home to stay
I was headin' to church

(Kid Rock)
I was off to drink you away

(Both)
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't nderstand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'llc hange my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say, I love you come back home

Train
Calling All Angels

I need a sign to let me know you’re here
All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere
I need to know that things are gonna look up
Cause I feel us drowning in a sea spilled from a cup
When there is no place safe and no safe place to put my head
When you can feel the world shake from the words that I said

And I’m calling all angels
And I’m calling all you angels

And I won’t give up if you don’t give up
I won’t give up if you don’t give up
I won’t give up if you don’t give up
I won’t give up if you don’t give up

I need a sign to let me know you’re here
Cause my tv set just keeps it all from being clear
I want a reason for the way things have to be
I need a hand to help build up some kind of hope inside of me

And I’m calling all angels
And I’m calling all you angels

When children have to play inside so they don’t disappear
While private eyes solve marriage lies cause we dont talk for years
And football teams are kissing queens and losing sight of having dreams
In a world where all we want is only what we want untill it’s ours

And I’m calling all angels
And I’m calling all you angels
And I’m calling all angels
(I won’t give up if you don’t give up)
And I’m calling all you angels
(I won’t give up if you don’t give up)
Calling all you angels
(I won’t give up if you don’t give up)
Calling all you angels
(I won’t give up if you don’t give up)
Calling all you angels

Cringes at that Kid Rock/Cheryl Crow song.. if that is what you want to call it...

I'd rather be shot than hear this song...

Avril Lavigne
Complicated


Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become

Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are and where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become

Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see

Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake this
no no no

WOW you all know the words to the songs you don't like.
All I know is:

"Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and them good old boys where drinking whisky and rye singing that will be the day that I die....."

Miss American Pie.

GAG ME!!

You don't like Don McLean's American Pie. For shame. :P :)

M45...you just made me sad.....

*vomits*

Penny lover, don't walk on by
Penny lover, don't you make me cry
Can't you see girl, who my heart's beating for
You're the only girl that I adore

The first time I saw you
Oh, you looked so fine
And I had a feeling
One day you'd be mine
Honey you came along and captured my heart
Now my love is somewhere lost in your kiss
When I'm all alone it's you that I miss
Girl a love like yours is hard to resist
Oh, Oh, Ooh, Ooh, Oh

Penny lover, my love's on fire
Penny lover, you're my one desire
Tell me baby could this be true
That I could need someone, like I need you

Nights warm and tender
Lying next to you
Girl I surrender
Oh, what more can I do
I've spent all of my life in search of your love
Now there's one more thing I'd like to say
Don't you ever take your sweet love away
Girl I'll do anything, just please stay
Oh, Oh

(Bridge)
I don't understand it, Oh what's come over me
But I'm not gonna worry, no not anymore
'Cause when a man's in love, he's only got one story
That's why my love is somewhere lost in your kiss
When I'm lost and alone it's you that I miss
With a love like yours, it's hard to resist
Ooh, Ooh, Oh

(Begin Fade)
Penny lover, don't you walk on by (don't you walk on by)
Penny lover, don't you make me cry (don't you make me cry baby)
Penny lover, don't you walk on by (don't you walk on by)
Penny lover, don't you make me cry (Oh penny baby)
Penny lover, don't you walk on by (don't you walk on by)
I remember the first time I saw you baby
Penny lover, don't you make me cry
You had the look in your eye, you had the look in your eye, Yeah, Yeah
Ooh pretty baby
I just wanted to reachout and touch you baby
I just want to reach out and hold ya, I want to reach out and say Ooh, Ooh
Don't make me cry
I wanna talk about you everyday (Penny lover)
Need you, need you baby ...

Sorry Guys,,,, Something about it,, Twangy
Don't Like It..

I know it is All American...

Not all lost though, guess I'd listen to that before the Cars, with: Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...

Damn Lilith doesn't like Muskrat Love.

Disco Duck
 

Go
go
go
go
go
go go
go
go
go
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack!
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack! Go
go!
I went to a party the other night

All the ladies were treatin' me right
Movin' my feet to the disco beat
how in the world could I keep my feet?
Go
go! Go
go! Go
go! Go
go!
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor actin' strange.
Quack
quack! Flappin' my arms
I began to cluck
go
do! Quack!
Look at me
I'm the Disco Duck!
Ah! Let's go
Mama!
I said


Send me a plumber!" Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Disco
Disco Duck. I said


Send me a plumber."
Disco
Disco
Duck. Ah
let's go Mama!
Try your luck
don't be a cluck.
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco Duck. AII right!
Disco
Disco
Duck
oh
get it off
Mama!
Oh Mama
shake your tail feathers
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Ah ! The music stopped
I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck in his beat
Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
So I got back up to try my luck

Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
Wanna more! Go
go. Everybody's doing the
Disco
Disco Duck. Disco
Disco Duck.
Try your luck
don't by a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco
Duck



Oh just typing it I could puke! Yuck!

LMAO @ Disco Duck
BCG- I feel the same way about Avril Lavigne. When I hear her voice I make a mad dash for the radio to turn it off.

I do that with Marriah Carriah

Macarena

I am not trying to seduce you...
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys, they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good, I'll take home with me.
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy whose name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good, so I...ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were soooooo fine.
I am not trying to seduce you
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que son buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And you fellows chant along with me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good, I'll take home with me.

Ok here is a song that I don't like

Just a clarification: That's the Police, not the Cars. And the Police's "Da Do Do Do, Da Da Da Da" is much worse. ;)

I like Avril - she's a cool little Canuck, what can I say? Also a big fan of Don Maclean. I know all the words to 'American Pie'.

Back in the day, the Backstreet Boys ruled the airwaves and tortured us with this 'poetry':

Cause you are, my fire,
The one, desire,
Believe, when I say,
I want it that way

But we, are two worlds apart,
Can't reach to your heart,
When you say,
That, I want it that way

Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
Tell me why,
I never wanna hear you say,
I want it that way

Am I, your fire,
Your one, desire,
Yes I know, it's too late,
But I want it that way

Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
Tell me why,
I never wanna hear you say,
I want it that way

Now I can see that we're falling apart,
>From the way that it used to be, Yeah,
No matter the distance,
I want you to know,
That deep down inside of me...

You are, my fire,
The one, desire,
You are
You are,
You are,
You are...

Don't wanna hear you say,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
(Don't wanna hear you say),
I never wanna hear you say,
I want it that way

Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
Tell me why,
I never wanna hear you say,
(Don't wanna hear you say),
I want it that way

Tell me why...
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
Tell me why,
I never wanna hear you say,
(Don't wanna hear you say it),
I want it that way
I want it that way


I Want It That Way (radio version)

I'm yours, completely,
I feel so deeply,
Your my first thought everyday,
And I want it that way

My life is for you,
And I, adore you,
I love you more, everyday,
And I want it that way

Your goodbyes,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
No more lies,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
That is why,
I love it when I hear you say,
I want it that way

My heart, is on fire,
Such a strong, desire,
Yes I know, it's too late,
But I want it that way

No goodbyes,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
No more lies,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
That is why,
I love it when I hear you say,
I want it that way

I gave you my heart,
Baby right from the start,
And that's the way it will always be, yeah
No matter the distance,
I want you to know,
That deep down inside of me...

You are, my fire,
The one, desire,
You are,
You are,
You are,
You are...

Don't wanna hear you say,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
I want to hear you say,
I love it when I hear you say,
You want it that way

Your goodbyes,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
No more lies,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
That is why,
I love it when I hear you say,
(I wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

Your goodbyes,
Ain't nothin' but a heartache,
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
That is why,
I love it when I hear you say,
(Love it when you say)
I want it that way
Girl, I want it that way

Why, I ask you, did they do two versions of this terrible song?!?

I liked Avril until they played Complicated a gazillion times each week on the radio. I just got burned out on her very quickly.
As for the Backstreet Boys, I never figured out why they had any version of any song...puke!

I know this is probably people's wedding song and such but it just makes me squeamy:p

Tonight I celebrate my love for you
It seems the natural thing to do
Tonight no one's gonna find us
We'll leave the world behind us
When I make love to you
Tonight I celebrate my love for you
And hope that deep inside you feel it too
Tonight our spirits will be climbing
To the sky lit up with diamonds
When I make love to you tonight

Tonight I celebrate my love for you (ooh)
And that midnight song is gonna come shining through
Tonight there'll be no distance between us
What I want most to do
Is to get close to you tonight

Tonight I celebrate my love for you
And soon this old world will seem brand new
Tonight we will both discover
How friends turn into lovers
When I make love to you

Tonight I celebrate my love for you (ooh)
And that midnight song is gonna come shining through
Tonight there'll be no distance between us
What I want most to do
Is to get close to you

Tonight I celebrate my love for you

Thanks for the correction.
I thought about that later last night and realized I had that wrong. and
YES DO do do do is much worse....

Enrique Iglesias - Hero

(Let me be your hero)
Would you dance
if asked you to dance
Would you run
and never look back
Would you cry
if you saw me crying
would you save my soul tonight

Would you tremble
if I touched your lips
Would you laugh
oh please tell me this
Now would you die
for the one you love
Hold me in your arms tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Would you swear
that you'll always be mine
Would you lie
would you remember
My angel be have I lost my mind
I don't care you're here tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Ohhh I just wanna hold you,
I just wanna hold you,
oh yeah
My angel be have I lost my mind
I don't care you're here tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
(Oh yeah)
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

I can be your hero
I can kiss away the pain
And I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away
You can take my breath away

I can be your hero

*gags*:D

I pick on my 8 year old about him. She detests Enrique and I say he is her favorite guy. She just yells and runs away if you mention his name. When he says "My angel be have I lost my mind" She answers with a yes lol

I detest the Name Game by Shirley Ellis; I also hate American Pie (I'm with you on that one M45!), that Police song about "don't stand so close to me, Enrigue's Hero, and Disco Duck. You guys mentioned a lot of songs I love to hate! :D

I CAN NOT STAND Bette Middler. When one of her songs comes on I want to rip the radio out of the dash and throw it out the window!!!
I would rather chew tin foil than hear her sing. The devine Ms. M my ass!!!!


From a distance, the world looks blue and green
and the snow-capped mountains white.
From a distance the ocean meets the stream
and the eagle takes to flight.
From a distance there is harmony
and it echoes through the land.
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace,
it's the voice of every man.
From a distance, we all have enough
And no one is in need.
There are no guns, no bombs, no diseases,
No hungry mouths to feed.
From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace
They're the songs of every man.
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance.
From a distance, you look like my friend
Even though we are at war.
From a distance I cannot comprehend
What all the fighting is for.
From a distance there is harmony
And it echoes through the land.
It's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves.
It's the heart of every man.
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance.

I can't stand that song by Bette Midler either. I don't care much for anything she sings, but I do love her as an actress and in her personal life.

Vanessa Carlton
A Thousand Miles

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories

'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight