Dipshit!!
 

Ever wake up and from the minute your feet hit the floor you know it's gonna be the kind of day they write country/western songs about. I have already in the 45 minutes I have been awake misplaced the coffee pot sending grounds and coffee all over the kitchen, tripped over the bathroom rug, busting my ass, and banned my own self from the chatroom.:o:D






I need some sort of voodo ritual to cleanse me of Dumbassitis! Know any?

Don't know any Lil but if you find one, let me know!

Just about every day's like that for me! :D

Go back to bed, close the blinds and start over.....or you can always go find some young thing to shag you till you cannot walk...both work :D

Well it hasn't been helping in my case.

The problem with getting your brains fucked out on a regular basis, is you then don't have any left to think with! This presents a problem when trying to do complicated things such as breathing and standing up at the same time.

Damn, I could go without thinking if that was the case.

My day so far has been similar. I have a lot of work to do today so I'm convincing myself that it's going to be better starting . . . NOW!

:D

Re: Dipshit!!
 

Just don't get us kicked of this new server!! :D:D:p;)










Sorry you're having a crappy day......but it IS the 13th after all. I guess maybe you should be glad it's not Friday. :D

It’s like waking up with a BAAAAD hangover.:eek: You know it has to get better from here.:rolleyes:

Not a bad day! I don't believe in having a bad day....it would be a waste of time.


Just a day where my brain and ass are not in the same gear:p

Wait, I thought they were the same thing...:rolleyes:

LOL!!!!!! I swear all of you guys (and gals) make me giggle. Keep on I like reading it all.

(lurker thought trying to come out in a post ;) )

I had one of those mornings yesterday. Sounds like you were rushing...slooooow dooooown :D

TY TY........the fates are conspiring against me..:p

Each morning.......when I wake.......my thoughts go to the day before and I smile! Whew! Made it through that one, even! And then I try and rise.....and my cat is fixed between my legs and so I shimmy my legs up and out of the covers and off the bed and I stand.......and then the cat jumps down to get in front of me!

This is how EVERY day of mine starts. Some improve....some go downhill. As I descend the stairs, I try and decide how it's gonna go.....and then.........it goes how it goes! Yep! Had those days too, Lil!

I decide what my day was like when it is over.... when I first lay in bed getting ready to sleep , replaying the events of that day... then I am not hindered throughout the day by thinking it is a "bad day".....

Awwwwwww Hell........................take a shot of Jack Black and and Hit the Ground running.

Ollie Ollie Oxen free