POLL: Masturbation Is.........????
 

Hi Everyone,
I wanted to post a poll which was unusual or hadn't been thought of much and which of course would be interesting to find out what people really think. So here it is.........


What is Masturbation???

like i voted hornylass, sex with yourself, unless your with someone in which case its sex with yourself while someone watches..

Hard to answer. I've found it almost all of those things at one time...(Except never done it, and evil)

I voted "sex with yourself"

But If anyone asks, I've never actually participated

Hmmm
 

Hmmm, Interesting answers people,
Maybe I shouldn't of put the "sex with yourself" option in cause it is obvious that Masturbation is just that so from now on unless you can't think of anything try and ignore that option.

I can't believe how unpopular this poll is: thanks to the three people who have contributed though.

Hornylass,
xoxox

:D :) :rolleyes: :cool: :fly: :p

I like sex with yourself, and as a substitute for your partner when she is not available....both are right for me......its my choice when i want to cum....

Have to agree with Valerieks626 on this one. Hard to pick just one, depends on many things.

Hmmmmm....
I didn't see an option for "Dirty and evil and that's WHY I do it"!!

I marked all but the last two! They all apply in my situation!:D

Hmmm
 

Interesting answers and opinons guys and gals keep them cumming ;)

Lets have more opinions come on people!!

Dark Lord I did put dirty and evil as one of the options didn't you see it or are you just pulling my leg? :confused:

Best Wishes,
Hornylass
xoxox
:D :) ;) :p :rolleyes: :cool: :fly:

my boyfriend always says: "masturbation is sex with someone you love." XD

Aww
 

Awww :)

I dunno why I said that but as soon as I saw your post misfit I had an urge to say just that!!
HornyLass
xoxox
:) :D :cool: :rolleyes: :fly: :p

Masturbation is what tides me over until i finally get laid!!!!!! ;)

Another one I just saw your post BigDanRTW and felt like awww.
I know how you feel, I've done it plenty of times when I can't get any. :(

Maybe you could show me some tricks of the trade?? ;)

Luv
Hornylass
xoxox
:) :D :p ;) :cool: :rolleyes: :fly: :(

Come on people......... VOTE!!!...........
 

i HAD TO REPLY TO THIS POST JUST SO THIS THREAD CAN GO TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE AS NO ONE IS REALLY REPLYING TO THIS THREAD.........

THANK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE..............

HORNYLASS
XOXOXO
:D :) :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :fly:

P.S PLEASE EXCUSE THE CAPITALS: JUST FEELING A BIT PISSED OFF!!!

A way to pleasure yourself when your other half is unavailiable or away <-- YEh.... normally i have my dildo with mi.. tts why i call a dildo = BOB -> Battery Operated Bf! Hehehe!!!

Masturbation keeps me sane!

In the last year I would have gone crazy without it and now I'm with someone I can't see him nearly enough for my libido, so as I said, masturbation keeps me on the less interesting side of sanity. :D

As a single female in her early 30's....it's sex with myself since I really can't seem to get it any other way!

Thank You...........
 

Thank you everyone for voting..............

I think we have a clear winner which is " A way to pleasure yourself when your other half is unavailable or away"

But then again it's not over till the fat man get's fucked so keep on voting people!! :D

Luv Ya All,
HornyLass
xoxox
:D :) :cool: :rolleyes: :p :fly:

...is heavenly, and kind of a staple. Makes for a good quick snack. Also goes well with a really good meal. It’s something you cans share with a friend and is always a welcome treat to have served to you. Yep! “It’s a good thing.”:)

Well it's also a poor excuse to substitute for gettin' some but hey... a man's gotta do whadda man's gotta do.

that keeps me cool, and calm. Because if i didn't do it, i would be...well...a dick.

you must also agree with me. i do it when i think of some place or time in which i would have done it but missed it,

but i agree that most of the time i do it when my partner is away.

Ok, I just now found this one, & I voted for all except the last two...& I think PF just wrote some great ad copy..."it's what's for dinner" LOL

I'll help this thread keep going:

I said "Sex with Yourself"... which I agree with, but it's also a good way to explore your sexual imagination (you can essentially meditate on sex and see what turns you on best). I think it's a substitute for when your significant other isn't there or you don't have one, but I've found it also keeps you sane when your other doesn't want to put any work into exciting you. :(

Foreplay, or something to get you by when s/o isn't in the mood, or to tired.

I don't think I saw the appropriate selection for me, just don't get any real sex, so it's all I have.

:p

It is a way for me to "tease" my husband......

Also, a way to a quick orgasm.... :)

fun

Exactly the way I voted!

do u know the most sensitive part of a mans body when he masterbates

his ears, listening for his partner to come up the stairs

ummm....... ok.........
 

ummmmm.... ok.... interesting point Regal,

Thank you everyone for your support and views on this thread.

Keep them cumming (Literally) ;)

Luv
Hornylass
xoxo
:D :) :cool: :rolleyes: :p :fly:

Couldn't see "great" as an option so I played the dirty and evil card - and if I catch you doing it I will spank your naughty bottom.

masturbation Oooo La La
 

I like masturbating while my better half is watching, he says it turns him on. On the other hand, I like to masturbate in the shower all wet and soapy, he likes peaking in the shower at me. All for the most masturbating can be quite pleasing with or without your partner. When my man is away at work, I cant wait for him to get home, so I jump in the shower for my pleasure.

it's just a way to relieve sexual frustration which comes from not being extremely busy. in college this creates a catch-22 situtation. i hate doing alot of work (obviously), but then again, i don't really get sexually frustrated...heck my sex drive almost disappears. however, when i'm not busy, my mind "wanders." :D

Where's the option that says "Masturbation is what I need to do when I read Hornylass' posts?"

happy to give this question some practical thought if you are willing to oversee the experiment!

Wow
 

I thought everyone had done reading this post so I got a surprise with these two late but very nice replies.........

GusAspar: wow you know how to compliment a woman: my cheeks are getting red and hot lol.... I am afraid I didn't think of that option :damn!

DarkAngel: I would be very happy to oversee that experiment: where and when do you want me ;)

Hornylass
xoxox
:sex: :spank: :hot: :jump: