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Lilith 03-01-2003 12:22 PM

::the Thread::
 
Oldfart is briliant;) and as H@rd Rock has suggested this thread will be moderated with benign neglect.........

so have at it! *turns her back, closes her eyes, plugs her ears* "lalalallalallalalalalllaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Oldfart 03-01-2003 12:27 PM

Should I break a bottle of Controversy '69 to launch the thread, Lil?

Lilith 03-01-2003 12:38 PM

I'm not looking remember:p

PantyFanatic 03-01-2003 12:44 PM

Can we talk about ANYTHING here?:confused:

Lilith 03-01-2003 12:53 PM

Yes because I don't look here........but I hope peope will be respectful of one another's views because I'm not looking so there fore I will not be saving anyone's ass.

Tess 03-01-2003 12:58 PM

(No, H@rd Rock... Don't listen to the Dark Side!)

Can't help it...

Welcome to PIXSTOCK!


Gimme an F!
F!

Gimme an U!
U!

Gimme an C!
C!

Gimme an K!
K!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible muck
Way down yonder in old Iraq
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and save that gas—
Let's go to the desert and kick some ass.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Saddam.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers , it ain't no fad,
Pack your boys off to Baghdad.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

(What happened... where am I? Damn, those flashbacks are killer...)

Disclaimer: The views expressed in the preceding thread are not the views of the management or staff, and have nothing to do with anything. I'm trying to avoid doing housework, and I'm just fuckin' around.

PantyFanatic 03-01-2003 01:02 PM

Can I talk about how I want to bend Lilith over the end of the couch ….. flip up her skirt ….. and ….. kneel down….. ?:p

Can I huh? Can I?

m45 03-01-2003 01:08 PM

Damn H@RD ROCK that was a good flash back, remember that all to well.

PantyFanatic 03-01-2003 01:14 PM

M45- You should see thd FLASHES I'm having. :D

LixyChick 03-01-2003 01:31 PM

OMG! Flashback happening here too! Excellent tunage H@rd Rock! Did you change the words or was it sent to you like that?

And pantyfanatic...........I'd say, Yes you can talk about the bending over the furniture thing....as long as you finish the thought and not leave it to my imagination! OK.....so you are kneeling now and.................

LOL!

According to Elaine (Seinfeld fame), "War and Peace" was originally called.......

Oh, I can't do it...........cause now I gotta go find the song......LMAO!

m45 03-01-2003 01:36 PM

Quick give me another hit acid!

Scarecrow 03-01-2003 01:38 PM

Who's got the Alice B. Tokeless browns to go with the music????

Vigil 03-01-2003 01:44 PM

Does this mean I don't have to be Gollum anymore?

I bet this shows that freedom carries more responsibility.

Now about Lil's backside - what can you tell me?

Tess 03-01-2003 01:46 PM

DO NOT TAKE THE RED ACID, repeat...

DO NOT TAKE THE RED ACID! Bring it to me for proper disposal!

(hehe)

Vigil 03-01-2003 01:48 PM

Not cold enough yet then?

Right - I've got a plate of Mexican sausage and a bottle of Nemean red - be warned - they're a fiery combination.

scotzoidman 03-01-2003 03:06 PM

No, it's the Brown Acid...stay away from the brown acid...

And since Lilith isn't looking...PF can talk about her ass all he wants...

Great play on Country Joe, HR...cool disclaimer too...

Tess 03-01-2003 04:12 PM

Thanks, scotzoidman. My recollection of the specifics of those days is, at best, sketchy.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

Zack 03-01-2003 04:32 PM

Lil's ass is SO hot it's practically rump roast >> I've seen the light!..erm..pictures!

m45 03-01-2003 04:51 PM

It was the brown acid..... That was no good
But the best was the orange sunshine.....
WOW the colors.......;)

Tess 03-01-2003 05:21 PM

By far, the best
 
1 Attachment(s)
:) Mr. Natural :)

Disclaimer: Do as I say, not as I do.

LixyChick 03-01-2003 11:04 PM

Oh shit! Sure! Just after I load up on the brown acid.......NOW you tell me no! You mean to tell me men haven't always had that purple hue to them? I thought that was the reason Jimi sang "Purple Haze"! Geezzzzzz!

Why am I always the last to know?

And I spose the killer weed ACTUALLY kills too, huh?

gekkogecko 03-01-2003 11:53 PM

HR: excellent update, although I don't particularly agree with the sentiment, it's still apropriate for the times.

Which acid was I supposed to stay away from? Hard to keep track, though I gave up that stuff quite a while ago.

LixyChick: Yes, weed killer does actually kill weeds. Kills some other stuff, too.

scotzoidman 03-02-2003 01:48 AM

Speaking of killer weed, does anybody remember the govt. spraying weed killer on the pot crops in Mexico, thus scaring everybody that the lid you just purchased might actually kill you? Paraquat, I believe the said weed killer was called?

Tess 03-02-2003 09:39 AM

(Hmmm... Maybe this should be "The Old Head Thread")

m45 03-02-2003 10:03 AM

Paraquat Pot........... and brown Acid.

Oh my where did we come from ?

I remember now.... The late 60's

Don't bogart that joint me friend Pass it over to me.,,, roooooolllllllll another one, just like the other one and pass it over to me. Don't bogart that joint me friend....

H@rd Rock thanks for The Mr. Natural image..
Flash:)

whitehorse 03-02-2003 12:35 PM

Pixies head shop? LMAO.

rabbit 03-02-2003 02:11 PM

"Ahem"...(rabbit clears his throat as he hoists his sign)



HEY! HEY!

HO! HO!

"So Damn Insane" HAS GOT TO GO!

HO! HO!

HEY! HEY!

HAS SADDAM KILLED ANYONE ELSE TODAY?



(rabbit puts sign down, opens a cold beer and sits down)

LixyChick 03-02-2003 04:58 PM

Put your whiskey in your water, sugar in your tea....
What's all these questions your're askin me....
This is the craziest party there could ever be....
Don't turn on the lights, cause I don't wanna see.....

Mama told me not to come....
Mama told me not to come....
She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun.....NO!

*Ah hell....what'd Mama know? I never knew she came anyway.....let alone have sex but 5-6 times in her life!*

OK.....everyone go ewwwwwwwww and spank Lixy for that parental mental thought!

IAKaraokeGirl 03-02-2003 05:45 PM

Ewwww, Lixy!

jseal 03-02-2003 05:58 PM

Gentlefolk, Does anyone remember the Adventures of Fat Freddie's Cat? He was my hero.

Scarecrow 03-02-2003 07:52 PM

Oh a stroll (flashback) through memory lane LOL



*waves* to Lilith if she should get lost and wander by;)

Murphy 03-02-2003 08:08 PM

Ahhh....Flashback alley... Anyone remember "Fritz the Cat"?

My little re-write of an old favorite:

C one thirty rollin down the strip
Marine Corps daddy gonna take a little trip
off to Baghdad via Bas-a-rain
gonna drop a little present on Saddam Hussein!

Lilith 03-02-2003 08:41 PM

*winks @t scarecrow and keeps right on keepin' on* ;)

LixyChick 03-02-2003 10:08 PM

Open up the windows, let some air into this room.....
I think my Momma's chokin from the smell of stale perfume.....
And that "cigarette" you're smokin, is chokin me half to death...
Open up the window sucker, let me catch my breath...


Of course I remember "Fritz the Cat" Murphy! Did we smoke all that stuff and miss everything? LOL *hugs*

Is that the same cat you mean jseal?

And in keeping with the theme......what about Cheech and Chong's contributions?


Momma told me not to come..............

Vigil 03-03-2003 12:41 AM

Fat Freddie's cat was in the Freak Brothers. So someone told me.

My Fave was when he crapped in the headphones.

Tess 03-03-2003 03:23 AM

Testing... 1,2,3....CHECK! Okay, rock & rollers...

Dr. Goop & The K-Y Show!!!


Well, we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills, that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've all adored, is the thrill that'll getcha
When you post your picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies to my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ That's a very very good idea ]

I got a freaky old lady name a Cocaine Katy
Who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired daddy, drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds but I’ll use them pictures I’ve stored.
Now my life will be richer when I post my picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies for my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ Awww, dats beautiful ]

We got a lot of teenage blue eyed groopies who'll do anything we say
We got a genuine Indyan guru, who's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends, that money can buy, but we somehow are feelin’ bored.
and we keep gettin' richer so were postin’ our picture nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board, wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there.
Wanna buy five copies for my mother [ Yeah, right! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board!
Nekkid on the Pixie Board!

Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there. [ It’s really much bigger in real life, baby ]
Gonna buy five copies for my mother [ She’d be so proud ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, [ I ain't kidding ya ]
Nekkid on the Pixie Board. [ Ah, what a wonderful money shot ]
[ the first shot, right up front man, I can see it now...can’t ya see me smilin' man, ahhhhh beautiful ]


:redghost: Huh? What? Did it happen again? These flashbacks are getting worse.... I LIKE IT!

fzzy 03-03-2003 03:31 AM

ROFL -- good one H@rdRock!!!! :)

Vigil 03-03-2003 03:37 AM

I had to right click for the next page - hope its not too big for ya!

Tess 03-03-2003 08:14 AM

TY fzzy :)

*right click* *right click* *right click* Is that a Viagra flashback, Vigil????

LixyChick 03-03-2003 09:48 PM

WAR!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah! What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing......say it again ya'll...

WAR........Good Gawd ya'll........


I should have looked that up but I didn't feel like all the pop-ups since my last visit to mymusic.com (and all those other 99+ lyrics sites)....to look for that song that Sugarsprinkles so graciously found for me....BTW! That's right! I got the entire mp3 loaded here on my RealOnePlayer.........LOL! Just dunno how to post the damn thing.........but that's a whole other thread.......

Carry on! Let you freak flag fly!


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