A very important question
 

So if a very flattulent man was standing in the woods and a tree fell, would it stink?

who's around to smell it?

Not necessarily, unless, of course, his flatulence resulted in a gaseous discharge within range of functioning nostrils. But, thanks for asking. :D

Only if he claps with one hand

Only if a woman said so ;) :D

nope.......cause the whooshing of the tree falling would blow it away ;)

Ummmm...what is a whoos???

Depends on how important this man is!

I have to dissagree with you there.... I live with some one that you have discribed... and all I can say is that even when he is gone you know he was there......... and it does make you eyes water too....

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Only if it forms an isosceles triangle.

More importantly, if he says something, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?

of course:p

Just Plain EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Eventually.

Re: A very important question
 

Trees don't stink when they fall....(which is how this sentence is worded)***

But..........there would be a "stink" in a couple of days if the tree fell on the flatulent man and killed him...............and he didn't even tell his wife he was going to the woods!



***Sorry bout that..........I knew I should have been an English teacher! LOL!

I don't know. Cut down a poplar tree one time and it really did stink. Ewwwww.

Maybe it was just standing in something. Ya' think?

Oh db! Now I gotta go out to the barn and ask my hubby if I can smell his wood!

Boy won't he just love that question! *wink*

P.S.......He's got a hunk of poplar he's making into a shelf for me! You guys always think I am thinking cock! Geezzzzzzzzzz!!!

Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does your nose run & your feet smell? Perhaps you're built upside down...

LMAO Scotz.

Glory be, Miss Lixy ... why the very thought of you considering something other than the shelves would never enter my innocent mind. I am truly shocked and must brace myself less these wobbly legs give out.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah ... right. :D :D

It only smells if reported in the evening news.

What is the sound of one hand crapping, Lil?

it would sound like me wretching:p

Wouldn't that be the sound of the dice coming up snake eyes?