confessssss!!!!
 

What is the worst thing you ever did to get into someone's pants?

Told her I was a Nascar driver. It worked!

Define 'worst'! ;)

ohhhhhhhhhh H@rd Rock you mean you aren't :o


Aqua~ I believe you are familiar with the path to the dungeon......use it;)

Well, I do keep drivin' until I get to Victory Lane :)

But will you be able to take a victory lap?

Well I must say I went through a few years were I considered women the vermin of the earth and only good for one thing (before you start throwing your panties, I am reformed). Anyway...I may have pulled the ole' "I love you till I die trick" once or twice...but I am not really sure....sometimes I was like a ventriloquist....with Jose' Q doing the talking.

I unzipped them!!;) :D :D

Why, I NEVER!

*fanning myself and pulling out my silver painted pseudo halo/hanger*

All I ever did was say, "I want........", and before I could finish my sentence.......the pants came off! Even if I really only wanted a drink of water!

Hey! I'm human, ain't I? Would you say, "Um, no hon. I just wanted some water", after he went to all that trouble? Well........I didn't think so!

What do you mean "the worst thing..." I though all was fair in LOVE and WAR.

This topic came up because my local radio guys had a contest to see who did the most discpicable thing to get in someone's pants.

One guy faked gay.........

He and 4 friends had $500 riding on who could get in this lady's pants first. It was double or nothing if you caould get some sort of evidence.

So while all the other guys went after her this one guy played gay for 3 months. Doing the best friend thing til she started saying she could "convert" him. So he put her off just a bit even then. Finally he tells her he want to give in and try a woman just once.........and since it's his only time he will ever have sex with a girl it would be really nice to have pics to remember it by;):p Slick bastard...... won $1000!!!!:D

Women dont usually have to do anythign but breath in order to get sex. Men have to work for it.

That's not exactly true...there are situations in which even the most incredible amount of hinting won't produce the desired result.

well I guess I must be unique, I just let nature take its course.


Hey it has worked thus far.

Maybe the women can take one look at you, horseman, realize how incredible you'd be, and fall at your feet. ;)

Lucky you. ~sigh~ :D

<~~~~~~ is breathing:p:D

i did when younger pretend to be a virgin to get laid worked
best with the older ladys there are a few women out there who
beleve that they were my first and i am not the only one to
use this its even got a name "phantom virgins"

I did a strip tease in a crowded bar, once. It worked. In fact, I could've gotten laid by several different women that night, but I did get the one I wanted!

It was probably a couple times when I was pretending I didn't really care when in reality I was in total lust. Indiffrence can be a very potent aphrodysiac.

Oh, is *that* what you do in the games? :D

Haven't done anything bad...yet. :rolleyes:

BCG--but, you can be like me. I'm getting all *kinds* of ideas from this thread. ;)

I don't really think you need any ideas IAK!

Awww...I don't know *what* you're talking about. I'm harmless. ;)

IAKG~ Good point! I'll have to take notes on this thread!! :D

Well..............I had a Hernia Operation and Met a Nurse on my follow-up Visit. I told her I thought maybe something was wrong and that if she would check my response time I would so appreciate it. I was swimmin in that Gal right there in the Clinic on a Thursday evening. (remember the Doctors at the Hospital on Thursdays)

lotsa stuff
 

hmmm....mainly the worst thing was i unzipped my pants...then hers came off in an instant ;)

Liar!
 

Lmao!! You wish. You said to me the other day "If you love me you'll have sex with me." Not that I minded, but I'd say that's the worst thing you've done :p lol.

What I did to get into her pants?
Stole them, put them on... :D

German Steve~ Do you have pics of that?:D

OK, I am ashamed of this now, but when I was 18, I pretended to faint.
He picked me up and put me on the bed, and I seduced him...

it was a cheap trick, but the sex was WONERFUL

WW

<~~~~~ writes that down



*I am suddenly feeling kind of woozy*:D ((hugs)) WW

Probably getting her drunk and then making a move. Worked most of the time!

rabbit

...said "I love you"...but it backfired, she insisted we get married...

I had a crush on my bestfriend..a perfectly beautiful girl with a body I would have killed to have. Anyway, we had played a little but nothing more than some serious kissing and heavy petting. It may have become something more but she ended up becoming involved with this guy and they got pretty serious. All in all, that wouldn't have been a big deal since I've had threesums before and he was pretty cute. However, he was one of the few guys who thought two women having sex together was gross. So our days of fooling around were pretty much over.

Getting to the point, after a few months they started to argue pretty frequently so I took advantage of the fragile state their relationship was in. One night while I was visiting with her, I waited until she went to the bathroom then hid an open condom wrapper underneath her couch. A few days later she found it while cleaning, accused him of fooling around, which he denied, then said he was a lier and broke it off. Of course, being the supportive friend I made sure to go over and comfort her which led to more than just a hug and an "I'm so sorry, honey".

hmmm...does that make me a bitch?..cause if it does I'll accept that as it was worth it and she's better of without him.

Wow Jilly, That is pretty bad, I mean we guys can mess up enough on our own without you planting evidence on us. I haven't really ever done anything dirty to get a woman to bed.

:DNOPE:D

Bit ashamed now - and I didn't get into her pants - but I did have my brothers girlfriend topless in a bedroom at a party once