Women waiting for the perfect man!!
 

a funny for us single girls!!

LMAO~ I'm the one on the right:p

I'm the one in the center who looks like she's still yacking!

Lmao!


I was going to say there is no such thing as a perfect guy! if he is perfect then he is gay!!

Ouch, alittle on the harsh side. I admit to being less then perfect but come on now. :)

If it is a little harsh "Nice Guy" then where have all the good ones gone? I am tired of waiting. So where can I find them?

they went that way -->

Perfection is a platonic ideal - it can only exist in the mind - this is why we fantasize.

Perhaps someone could describe the perfect man and we'll see how we can match up to expectation.

I don't want perfect!!!!!! It's the imperfections that make me crazy about someone!

I admit to being perfectly inperfect

I went out with an absolutely "perfect asshole" a couple of years ago.......:)

No one is perfect.....what fun would that be????????

I would have been on time but you know women and giving correct directions ;) :D :p

OMG T-S No you didn't?????????!!!!!!!!!! :D

:eek: :D ;) :p

Well txgrneyes most of us good ones are picking ourselves up off the floor from our latest gut shots for being the nice guys and finishing last. So I would suggest that you look for us on the floor.

i found this poem and your comment reminded me of it

THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLE,
NEVER CRUEL OR MEAN.
HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE
AND KEEPS HIS FACE SO CLEAN.
THE PERFECT MAN LIKES CHILDREN
AND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDE.
HE WILL BE A GOOD FATHER,
A GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE.
THE PERFECT MAN LOVES COOKING,
CLEANING AND VACUUMING TOO.
HE'LL DO ANYTHING IN HIS POWER
TO CONVEY HIS FEELINGS OF LOVE TO YOU.
THE PERFECT MAN IS SWEET,
WRITING POETRY FROM YOUR NAME,
HE'S A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHER
AND KISSES AWAY YOUR PAIN.
HE NEVER HAS MADE YOU CRY
OR BATTERED YOU IN ANY WAY.
TO HELL WITH THIS ENDLESS POEM...
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY. ;)

Well I wasn't going to post to this but you know..... and Yes I know that Dragonlady is going to have a field day with this..... But I admit it.... Nobody is Perfect (hence My Name LOL)

and Yes I admit it as well.........I'm a Lesbian too....

;)

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