Random Bandit Quotes
 

Ok I have nothing better to do, just like it and shut up!!!

This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags! - Buford T. Justice.

I got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor! ~ Carrie, aka., Frog

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?

Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.

Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth - Buford T. Justice

Bandit: Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

:D :D
I'd like to kick his ass just once - Little Enos

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Snowman - Hey! You can't drive a forklift!
Bandit - I can drive any forkin thing around!

Your Mother joined the klan once Junior. When she put on her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet. - Buford T. Justice

Big Enos: Son, you're looking at a legend.

Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Snowman: "Hey, Bandit, me and Fred have a little question for you."
Bandit:"What's that?"
Snowman:"Why are we doing this? They said it couldn't be done."
Bandit:"That's why we're doing it."

Buford T. Justice: Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!

Frog: Do you ever take that Hat off?
Bandit: I only take it off for 1 thing.

Frog: Take your hat off.

Sheriff Justice (to Junior): "Shut up! One shit at a time!"
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Sheriff Justice (to the waitress at the 'Choke N Puke'): "Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper and make it fast...I'm in a goddam hurry."
Sheriff Justice (to Junior): "You want somethin'?"
Junior: "Hushpuppies, Daddy"
Sheriff Justice: "We ain't got no time for that crap!"
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Cop to Sheriff Justice: "Did you see that? They went right by our roadblock!"
Sheriff Justice: "You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"


great movie....


rabbit

East bound and Down
 

What's a Bandit thread without this:

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

Ol' Smokey's got them ears on and he's hot on your trail.
He aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail.
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,
you got to keep that diesel truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.


Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
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Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Sheriff Justice: "Decorating a whole town at a cost of forty dollars.."
(Junior nods)
Sheriff Justice (looking at Junior in disgust): "tsk"