Dear Me...Did anyone see the Size of that Chicken?!?!!
 

Nothing here just being ME :D :D :D

I know....couldn't believe my eyes as it ran past my window! I tried to get it to stop for a moment........ but it wouldn't..... it was too big of a chicken!!! :p

and it is best to stay away from that beek.. just one good aim.. and OUCH!!

I think I saw him too!
 

First time was last Spring as a mater of fact. You are right that he’s NOT an ordinary chicken. I understand he doesn’t eat corn or bugs but has an appetite for wet silky things.:p And I’m sure he was trying to stop at BIBI’s for a snack, but just was caught in the momentum of the Pixies whirlpool. You really don’t have to be afraid of the beek. He drools a lot but would NEVER hurt you Jenna.:)
Now I have it on GOOD authority that you ladies can get your hands on him by just lifting up your skirts and ………………:rolleyes:

Here’s a copy of the wanted poster.:cool:

I want that to see more of that chicken ;):p:p:p

Can't even do a simple thread anymore without the Cock having his way with the hens ;)

I wondered why I had feathers in my panties;)

Hey where did that feather in my cap go?????

It's in my panties ;)

Along with the DRUMSTICK!

But wait, Chickens don't have lips....wtf is up with that anyway??

All I want to know is WHY THE FUCK CAN'T HE STAY ON HIS OWN SIDE OF THE ROAD????????? :D:D:D

Oh don't be so fowl Sugarsprinkles......;)

EGGSACTLY!!!!!!!! :D

You think not?.....
 

Just watch when she kisses him. ;)

Sugar- Because he want to get get to the UNDERside.:p

BIBI- Awwwwwwwwwww,....... now this is really getting "corney". The whole thread has turned into one big "yoke".

:rolleyes:

Re: You think not?.....
 

Cocky fella....aren't you? ;)

Ok, I'll have some of whatever you people are having...

I think NOTHING was the problem last night Scotzoid.
We were all out on pass WITHOUT our medication.:eek: Seems the After Christmas Sillies were out as well but I know you can save us. Please show us how the guards use to do it.:D

Bend over you featherless bastards and feel my stick!!!!

That Styx song keeps coming to mind here.......

"Too Much Time On My Hands"

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick

*SQUAWK*

Think about how good roosters have it....just bangin chicks and crowing all the time....damn

eight more reasons.........
 

yes it must be quite the life for a rooster......

you get to beak off first thing every morning without anyone getting mad

you always have your comb handy

you can ruffle your own feathers

if you get called a cock...it is a positive "stroking" of the ego

you never have to commit to one old hen forever

you know it was you that came first in order to get that egg to become a chicken

roosters never have to get too involved in the world....they just go on scratching the surface.

No longer shall I wish to be an Oscar Meyer weiner............... ;)

COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I only read big chicken...

http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...=&postid=120463

that makes me remember... :D

http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...=chicken+thread

I love you mother cluckers;) Bunch of peckers:o

From Chicken Run

Nick:Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.

Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.

Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.

Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?

Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.

Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.

Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...

Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again?

Well first thing you need to know is... was it an African Chicken or European Chicken?

Damn cluckers keep feathering up the whole works...

Well pluck 'em then! :)

I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever, and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
Cause I'm the nurse who likes to _____

Oh how I do enjoy a cocky man......;)

Well put me on a roof top and let me crow....