Any lady need a little romance?...
 

I know this is the wrong forum, but looking at some of the threads, I reckon we all could do with a little something to brighten our day....

Dedicated to the Wonderful Women of Pixies Place.

Attracted to you as a moth to a flame
and drawn by your warm golden glow,
now my heart leaps at the sight of your name
much more than you ever could know.

How improper, these feelings I share with you now,
but too late, you've stolen my heart,
this love for you goes straight to my core,
but a half-world will keep us apart,

Thus, Fate has dealt me the cruellest of hands,
I can ne'er hold the one I desire,
and the vastness of eternity, distance and time,
...................only serves to fan my passion's fire.

Yeah I know...sappy...but I'm a sappy kind of guy..chuckling....

move closer handsome.... let me blow on those embers! ;)

Fzzy,

you can blow me anytime....

of that I had no doubt! LOL

MMmmmm....very, very, very nice!!! Words so sweet they're better than the Pumpkin Pie I'm about to have. Keep up the wonderful posting.

Glad you like, Miss Sprinkles,
I know it's more Romantic than Erotic,...but one needs to have a finger in many pies........working on a REALLY nasty piece...
.......involving zucchinis....LOL.

Romance is ALWAYS welcome. :)

Zucchinis....nahhhhh I'd rather have a nice long warm.......



um...

*blush*



nevermind!

;)

Lovely Bronzedozzy;)

Hands OFF the zucchini Lilith....it's MINE!


BWAHAHahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......


now where'd I put my KY? :eek: ;)

Hey Randy,

Never did meet a lady who needed KY..and in Australia we grow VERY large zucchinis......

Mistress Lilith,

I was sort of hoping I'd incur my lady's wrath for posting a poem in the wrong forum...can't you just pretend to be angry with me?...I really need to be punished.....can it be the birch this time?

Oh dear, seems I was misunderstood.

The KY is for you. *VERY naughty grin here*

*holding head in hands*

OK ok ok...that was just plan BAD of me. *sheepish grin*


Pardon please. I won't threaten with the KY again. So sorry.

:)

Miss Randy,

You need to go stand in the Naughty Corner, with your face to the wall.....and stay after class..I need to see YOU privately!

ok *said quietly as i shuffle myself off to the naughty corner*



Heyyyyyyyyyy when did ya put dirty magazines in the NAUGHTY corner??? I think I'm gonna LIKE it here! :D

I figured you'd need something to improve your mind while you were there...yeah I know, some of the pages are stuck together...er....ah....they belong to a friend of mine..cough...and see that chair next to you? It's not for sitting on, it's for being bent over......this is one detention you aren't going to enjoy young lady....but then again....

Damn.

Well..just don't forget to place your order here before you begin with my punishment.

http://www.stockroom.com/catalog.htm


I'll TRY to behave better next time.


NOT! :D



(sorry..just had to mention this link again...WAY fun stuff here. *whew*) LOL

*SIGH*

Past your bedtime Lixy?..LOL.



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