Random Pixies Thoughts
 

This is a place to post those thoughts that just run through your head or those stupid things you do that you would be too embarasssed to ever say anywhere else.

This is especially tailored for all of us weirdos out there...

You ever sit on the toilet too long thinking and your legs fall asleep???? Hmmmm.

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!

And fallen back to sleep and waking to find myself about to fall over! And then as you try to stand up with your legs asleep your ass sticks to the seat.........hahahaha
Oh yes..been there a few times!

What the hell is the deal with the Osbournes? Just wondering...

I think it is remake of Night of the Living Dead......after seeing Ozzie. Damn he looks like he is dead and just forgot to lay down!

Oh, he's alive alright...his brain cells, on the other hand...

What gets me is how normal he seems next to his family members

Well the gene pool was lacking in lifeguards from the start!

Have you ever stopped to think and then forgot to start again?

Have you ever woke up in the morning and had the greatest idea for an invention......only to lose it as you flush the toliet?

I have always wondered how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

As a little girl, I always used to wonder why Iceland and Greenland were named the way they were, yet their geographic features and climates didn't match their names at all...I still think it's kind of stupid actually.... :confused: :rolleyes:

Why do people think no one can see them when they pick their nose while driving?

early marketing
 

...as I understandit........ during the age of “discovery”, every European nation wanted to have settlements anywhere they could get them. After finding “Iceland” to be promotional failure, it was decided to give the next target area a more appealing name.
(Pure and simple false advertising):whiteghos

lmao@BIBI

don't shake hands with anybody you meet in the parking lot.

Ok.....

it just happened AGAIN!!!! Who drinks my coffee that I just went to take a sip of????

LMAO......what are we a bunch of Steven Wright wannabes:D

You ever wonder why you blow on a dogs face and they get mad at you, but roll down the window of your car and the first thing they do is stick their head out.

Why do cats always think they are on the wrong side of the door?

BIBI---Your nose&driving thread reminded me of my youth.My parents;had a large rock;on the lawn,next to one of the main roads in Conn.My best friend&I used to sit on the rock&count the
number of people;that were picking their noses as they drove by.
It was about 80%. Irish
P.S.One of Irishs proverbs---
You can pick your nose!
You can pick your friends!
You can't pick your friends nose!
P.P.S.I think that I need a hobby!I'm wierd.

Ok I will fess up......I used to keep my kids busy with trying to count how many people they could see picking their noses as we were driving somewhere....It's absolutely amazing how many you can see in a day.

mmmm.......maybe it has something to do with breath versus fresh air ;)

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?



(or should I just speak for myself?)

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Didja ever notice that as soon as you light a cigarette your bus will arrive or the waitress will bring your food?

SS---I solved that problem;over 30yrs ago;you're welcome to
join me.I quit smoking;cigarettes.Happy Thanksgiving!! Irish
P.S.Two pks. of Camels a day-0!Best thing that I ever did!

When you drop a piece of buttered toast, it will always try to land buttered side down. When you drop a cat, it will always try to land feet first. So, if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and drop it, both the toast and the cat will try to land on their preferred sides. Hence you can make a 100% efficient engine.

I need an old George Carlin question answered.....Why is everybody that drives slower than you an idiot and the ones driving faster are maniacs????

*Sky

I’ve always wondered what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way????

Re: the Osbournes - it's like being a fly on the wall of a celebrity and his family and this family turned out to be hilarious! Yet, through it all, their love for one another shines through :)

Why are so many people's turn signals broken? So many cars cut in front of me or hold up a lane of traffic because they neglected to use their signal light.

How much can a Koala bear?

Yes I do live in Canada...yes near Toronto....NO I don't know Jack who works in Communications from Winnipeg. NO Winnipeg is not close to Toronto....NO Toronto is not NEAR Ontario...It is IN Ontario!

I get this all the time!

Please say ...
 

...those inquiries come from people in a bamboo hut, in a third world nation, on the other side of the planet.:rolleyes:




(and not from anybody living on the other side of the Peace Bridge) :o

Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?

Re: Please say ...
 

Hate to burst your bubble, but they always come from the other side of the peace bridge! BTW do you know Scott the truck driver from Utah????????? eh, eh, do ya??? LMAO :D

I'm waiting for my Turkey to be delivered!My buddy;Scott;the
Truck Driver;must have hit traffic;on his way from Utah! Irish

:o ...ashamed of US :o

Thanks for the invitation, Irish! Thankfully, I don't really smoke that much...maybe a half a pack a day, and Ultra-lights at that. And I only recently started back up.......I think it's all the stress I've been under since summer. I'll probably quit again when my life settles down. I've always been lucky with my smoking....I've always been able to take 'em or leave 'em. But the questions I posed are not just about when I smoke...I've seen it happen all the time to others that I've been with.

I happen to luv the OSBOURNES and yes they might be highly
dysfunctional ...but i agree with Steph.Their love for each other makes me wish i was one of them.OZZY'S commitment to his wife and family is something i envy.There is nothing fake or phony about it.In my eyes OZZY still rocks ,maybe not like he use to lol
but i admire him for putting his life out in the open like that.
Ok enough rambling....

I'm still lmao at the american tourist who asked me this summer, "Why are the clotheslines in Canada so high up in the air?" :p

I've always wondered....


Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop?

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?