a landlord who hadn't realized we didn't pay out rent for march yet.

A client at an arraignment this afternoon, who asked one of our attorneys what a "flea bargain" was. :D

THIS^^^^ :)

My landlord hasn't taken out my February rent yet! :confused:

Dan trying to pronounce Afghanistan in a quick rant

Not unless if you count stirring a caldron with eye of newt and wing of bat. :eek:

nothing... i've been a grumpy little shit!!!

Mr. Fix-It..........our shower drips no more.......we hope.

Appalachian-americans. :d

It sure isn't the smilies screwing up again!!! :mad:

Way to go Booger!!! :)
Does your ass crack show when you bend over to tighten a fitting? :eek:

Email from wife saying that there's too much good food there and she's spending half her time on the treadmill!

I woke up my daughter from her nap by laughing too loudly at DM's picture of Sprite being Cheeky. see here

(cut short my pixies time, but oh well!)

Txgrneyes calling me a "proper young lady" in chat.

Seeing Sharni posting ... welcome back!!!!

a doctored pic.

well, maybe i'm wrong and it wasn't.

looked it though.

either way it made me laugh.

Today I was putting baby in the truck, neighbor comes over to talk to Mr. about starting his own lawn care service. I hear him say "I need a couple blowers" and I just wanted so bad to bust out laughing........ thinking well......you know what I was thinking.

The new Bud Lite commercial.....the guy is at a speed dating meet and the woman he's with says .."maybe we should go out on a date" and he says..." I only came for the Bud Lite"

Baby IWM sitting on Mr. IWM's lap while he read the paper, he gave her the comics to read :rolleyes: and smeared the black ink all over her face. Her first time being real dirty :eek:

I have a hunch that may happen again in her life. ;)

Just wait until you see how far she can spread the chocolate from a gram cracker. If you could cover that much area with that little material, you would put Glidden out of business. lol :)

That!

He shoots, He SCORES!!!!

LMAO Fussy!

jbh3's confession

seeing a school kid try to jump off a moving bus and going face first into a lamppost

Please tell me you got that on tape! :D

WI's posts......and the lamppost kid.

my mom

The predictability of someone here at Pixies....

I can't help it!


You say sheep...I pop wood! :p


I must've had a wool blanket when I was a baby. :D

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D

/me pops wood and ravishes BIBI...on principal alone. :p

the title of a news article



is that Double Penetration world???? and if so, someone get me directions!

^^^ that did

fancy a little double penatration?

holding my own amidst the hectic adventures of the day

I saw that too and almost posted it here. :p LOL

haha^^

TOday I emailed the link of the online pregnancy test to my sister, OMG she cracked me up with her replies!

Watching the cat wanting in his cat carrier to sit.

Sugarsprinkles' new AV! LOL LOL LOL!

Abner trying to chase birds outside thru the window, he's laying on the desk with his tail swishing from side to side and his head bonking on the window.