Dealing with the icey windshield. (defroster switch and 15 minutes INSIDE with a cup of joe)


WIB? Cold rain or wet snow?

I guess I'll go with cold rain since that won't get all slushy.

Which is a better remedy for erectile problems, Viagra or popcicle sticks and duct tape? (Seriously. I know a moron who used the later once.)

For him, it must have been the popcicle sticks :rolleyes: ........................ and he can answer the next one. ;)


Which hurt more? The wood splinters in his ass or ripping all the hair off his ass with the tape?

:yikes:

I'm not sure where he came up with the idea to try it but I guess it worked, he ended up marrying the girl. :shrug:

Which is better dinner at a fancy restaurant or a simple picnic lunch?

With it below freezing and sleet coming down ... the picnic's out. So, I guess that means dinner at a fancy restaurant ... for now. :)

WIB ... watching football or playing footsies?

Now that's the one that separates the men from the...... I guess lonely men. :D

Gotta go with footsie. Football is great but if I miss a few plays I can always see them on Sportscenter later on. If I ignore a game of footsie, I'm betting there may not be another opportunity that day.

Which is better a gin or vodka martini?

For me, a vodka martini (although I'm not an especially big martini person)

WIB with French fries ... ketchup or plain?

My first thought was gimme the ketchup but I realized that usually when I have fries it's from a drive-thru window and I just eat them plain on the go.

Which is better aspirin or Tylenol?

Tylenol. I never take Asperin...carry-over from the days where I was on meds that prohibited me from taking it


Which is better: cotton or cashmere sweaters?

Cotton


Which is better, nylon stockings or pantyhose?

Stockings...then I can wear a signature thong!


Which is better: disposable razors or an electric one?

I go with disposable. I've never found and electric one that didn't chew up my face.

Which is better American or Swiss chocolate?

Swiss...or German...or Belgian


Which is better: ergonomic keyboards or traditional ones?

I'm more the traditional kind of guy.

Which is better seeing a rainbow or a shooting star?

Rainbows -- they seem truly magical to me!


Which is better: raincoats or umbrellas?