Big plans! Really big plans! So big they're practically huge! Gigantic!

The person below me believes they're God's gift to women!

Meaning, of course, that I'm free and easy ... :D :D

The person below me likes free gifts.

Especially if they're from free and easy women! :p:p

The person below thinks that someone with a face full of zits is an oxymoron.

No ........millitary intelligence is an oxymoron:D:D:p

~the person below me tastes good enough to eat~

~slapping on a thick layer of peanut butter~
Why, I think I do ;)

The person below me likes peanut butter

that would be me... but I like my dick plain too

~the person below me has some jelly and wants to make a sammich:p

I have some strawberry jam, which I think is what you americans call jelly, now we just need a third to complete the sammich

the person below me can touch the tip of their nose with their tongue

(I CAN)

ok I can't but since you can I need to be below you:D:D:p it's genetic you know...can you curl it into a straw too???

~the person below me needs a hair pulling quickie~

As long as I can do the hair pulling :D

the person below me has used sex to get what they want

if you mean to get you to write another story...ummmm guilty as charged:D:D:p

~the person below me needs a kiss and a hug of the Hershey's variety~

Although I'm not a choco-holic as so many ladies seem to be....A Hershey's Kiss and Hug do sound mighty good right now. They'd taste pretty good after the lemonade and pork rinds I'm munching on right now....(yeah, I know..I'm getting all "So'thern-fied already..LOL)

The person below me really, really missed me while I was gone....:D

I did, I did - so glad your back in the land of cyber-space SugarSprinkles!!!

The person below me is taking college classes.

Me...and I shall never ever be done it seems.......

the person below me is home but wishing they went out

Yes, I do! First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might...

The person below me thinks sex is an aphrodisiac

Doesn't everyone????



The person below me hasn't been feeling well lately