The look of horror on my kitty Lou's face when he realized that the "treat" he was going to be getting was in fact his antibiotic. :rofl:

the look of horror on my daughter's face when i told her she'll get her adult eyes soon but her baby eyes will fall out first.

sucker

evil ^^ I :heart: her

^^^ :rofl:

I can't wait to use that line. :D Thanks Wyndhy

My audience is convinced that I'm Mark Knopfler. :rofl:

that made me laugh

Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar

My boss nearly flicking his lighter into his cupped hand to light his cigarette... and then realizing he hadn't taken out the cigarette yet. :rofl::sad:

Gotta love those heresy bars.

Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation. :yikes:

Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me. :rofl:

Wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .***splat***.

Forgot a tablet.

Moving a bed on stilts around a room like 30 times until we found the right location

Coming home from running some errands to find my cat Lou laying on top of a picture I have on my dresser of osuche and I at the Golden Gate Bridge and his refusal to get off of it. He gave me his big kitty hiss and everything before he laid back down on it and went back to sleep. :rofl:

How can this not be funny?

Ooops!!!