I think this thread got hijacked somehow!

Hey Murphy, what's the answer?

oops it appears I got my threads mixed up!!!! so sorry all...

Okay, lets get this thing started again.....easy one

"Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?"

Tom Berenger/Jake~Major League

"Superhero-like even"

Cereal Killer - Hackers

If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

Nicholas Cage - Face Off


"No man... you're famous"

3 weeks no answer.......time for a new quote.....

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? "

bugs bunny 1001 rabbit tales


"wyatt earp, that's a terrible namefor a cowboy"

btw this is dzbuster just at her house didn't feel like logging in

Hmmmm.... I know that quote using the name John Wayne but not Wyatt Earp....hmmmmmmm.

Actually, Sunset Boulevard and said by Norma Desmond (played by Gloria Swanson). But Bugs works, too. :D

I know your quote as: "John Wayne? That's a terrible name for a cowboy!" from Jackie Chan's Shanghai Noon when his name, Chon Wang, is misheard.

Whatcha think?

~Maid

at end of movie the blond guy finally tells jackie his name just before they ride down to stop the train robbers. yeah you got the right movie. maybe not the first movie to use the mr demillle line but i don't recall that being a rule lol

post another quote there dzbuster....you answered yourself so you are entitled

Ok, fine I will:

"Class isn't something you buy. Look at you. You've got a $500 suit on and you're still a lowlife."

Jack 48 Hours

"Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone."

Cringe at the thought I know this...Hocus Pocus...one of those ugly witch bitches...

"We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."

Robin Williams~Patch Adams

"I'm not even shooting for a successful relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very, very low. Basically I'm just looking for a mammal. That's my bottom line and I'm really very flexible on that too."

Bye Bye Love - I am a Sam Weisman Freak...

"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."

This is Spinal Tap ~ David

"You are a neo-maxi zoom dweeby."

Bender~The Breakfast Club


"Your protus alone has been worth the trip."

K-pax ~ Kevin Spacey

"It was the power of the force that stopped you, you hoser."

Strange Brew - Doug I think

"look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here "

Kevin Spacey~American Beauty


"My team doesn't wait around to get hit by the shit-storm, we ARE the shit-storm."

Revive us Eros...

Hell Skippy...it's been so long even "I" forget what it was from..lol. Pretty sure it was Denzell Washington in Training Day tho....someone new give us a new quote to guess!!!!...PLEASE?!?!?!?!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look; don't judge a book by it's cover . . . I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!"

Dr Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show


"First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life."

Renee Zellweger~Jerry McGuire

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

Bullet from Snatch


"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day"

Steve Martin~LA Story

"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"

X- men~ Storm


"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. "

Malcom McDowell~A Clockwork Orange


"Daddy, there's a monster outside my window..can I have a glass of water?"

Bo - Signs

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. "

I use that line all the time... :p

Booger ~ Revenge of the Nerds

"Stunt Cock!"

Revive us Aqua!!!

Bachelor Party?


"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

good one...Full metal jacket...

"Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!"

Blazing Saddles!


How about an easy one?

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."