Help, I need someone to help me find something.

Help, I need somebody to help me wash clothes today... i hate folding and putting away

I hate that too!

Help, I need somebody to tell me how to have patience.

You still waiting for patience, IWM? Sounds like you're getting the hang of this patience business!

Help! I need some stimulating conversation!

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
 

to remind me how long it's been since i last saw this thread! lol

I'll chat with you Gus. I don't know if it'll be stimulating but you never do know til you try.

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
 

to pack the rest of my apt. Ugggghhh! I hate packing! :bang:

to go to class and take an exam for me

To watch all these kids for me so I can crawl back into bed and sleep some more.

Help. I need someone to help get my computer part delivered so I can get this silly machine fixed.

Help I need somebody to kick my ass into gear :nuts:

help i need somebody to write my psychology paper for me :)

Help...I need somebody to hold the camera steady while I pleasure myself. :D

to build a teleporter :teleport:

A teleporter is someone that carries your telephone around, right?

Hell, I could do that! :D

Help, I need a massage.

To ease my mind

Help, I need longer days!

to make me get up and go shower!

I need someone to let me know when help like that ^^^^ is needed. :lust:


:D

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody to rub these sore shoulders.........

I could use someone to hold my eyes open.

Help! I need somebody to do my laundry!

I need someone to rub my shoulders ... and back ... and legs ... and ... :).

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

I need someone to clean my kitchen.

ew, no way.......

Help, I need somebody to dust my desk off

Help. I need someone to help me clean out my garage. :(

blah, no way.....

help I need somebody to help me to go change into something more comfy!

Help, I need transportation to Sunny Florida ... QUICK! :)

haha

help i need somebody to give me time off of work

Take a note signed, "DR. DICKSBRO" in and tell them if they need to authenticate it, they can e-mail me. :D See, somebody cares.

Help, I need someone to teach me enough "doctor speak" to make any follow-up conversation sound authentic. ;)

haha^^

Help, I need somebody to make my side stop hurting, please???

:x:

Help, my lips don't want to leave. :eek:

haha

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

I have a stick that i chewed the end of

Help, I need a blowjob. :bj:

I'll send a pixie fairy to you DB

Help, I need somebody to ride with me tomorrow and keep me company

If it weren't so far ... darn it. :)

Help, I need someone to loan me a plane ... a pilot ... and the fuel. :D

haha thanks DB!

Help,I need somebody to go turn on the shower so the water will be warm if I ever get up!

I could use a pair of hands on these sore shoulders