Monday always ... means horrendous lines in the airport.


Possible the best ...

Possibly the best ... time could be had staying in the room with a bottle of wine, dimmed lights, and a loving partner.

(Dang, sounds good to me. :D)

The reality is ...

The reality is ... the room's messy, the wine's already been drunk, the lights are bright as hell...and where did that loving partner disappear to? :(


The main complaint of the sex education class was ...

The main complaint of the sex education class was ... it wasn't co-ed and they didn't schedule any labs. :(

It's suppose to rain ...

It's suppose to rain ...tomorrow and friday

today is hump day so.....

Today is hump day so.....let's all get humping. :D

You take the high road ...

You take the high road ...and I'll take the shorter way around :D

she'll be coming round the mountain

she'll be coming round the mountain...............when she cums harder than she's ever cum before. :D:D



I haven't had any....................

I haven't had any sex in almost two weeks!

I'm getting ready to.....

I'm getting ready to scream because I haven't had any sex in 6 months!



It's getting so bad that

It's getting so bad that that the squirrels are giving the house a wide berth. :D

It would be much better if ...

i would be much better if I was having sex right now..and screaming to orgasm...

Into every life....

Into every life.... a little lust should fall.

Getting undressed ...

Getting undressed ... is the first step toward having sex.

If I don't get naked soon ...

If I don't get naked soon ... the clothes may need washing. :D

I've go an itch ...

I've got an itch that's too hard to reach...

I am planning to have sex.....

I am planning to have sex tonight.

Sex is the beginning of........

Sex is the beginning of...nine month process.

Love is ...

Love is ... much more fun than sex.

If I had to choose ...

If I had to choose ... but one web site, it'd have to be Pixies. ;)

My favorite bodily part is ...

My favorite bodily part ... is usually covered in lace.

Monday mornings are...

Monday mornings are...especially tough after a nice weekend.

When she asks if I will ...

When she asks if I will ... I usually do.

If I could do anything I choose ...

If I could do anything I choose ... I probably wouldn't be in central Illinois right now with a chance of snow in our evening forecast. :D

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ...

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ... using your credit card.

If politicians truly are public servants ...

If politicians truly are public servants ...then maybe one day they might actually look out for someone other than themselves.

I'm tired of giving my hard earned money to the government only to see them.....

waste it on nonsense.





I need to get laid so bad.............

I need to get laid so bad.............I've pulled back the covers.

I've got to take a nap ...

I've got to take a nap........perchance to dream of having great sex with someone special.




The best time of day for sex ........................

Groupies can be indentified by...............their short miniskirts and mouths shaped in "o".

So, when are we gonna............

Inmydreemz ... you need to finish the sentence started by sugarsprinkles. She ended with ... "The best time of the day for sex ....." and so you need to finish that before starting your sentence.

The best time of the day for sex ... is right now!

Then you can start your sentence ...

So, when are we gonna ...

and I'll do that one

So, when are we gonna ... have supper?

and I'll start the sentence.

With friends like this ....

With friends like this, you will always have a great time.

There are days that I wonder if...

There are days that I wonder if...I'll make it through the day without killing someone (figuratively)

People are unique because

People are unique because they posses such different genetic material.

Men are superior to women in...

Men are superior to women in ... no way that I can think of.

If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...

If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...are you a stockholder?

I don't know but I've been told...

I don't know but I've been told that you are a hot lover.

I really think it's true that....

I really think it's true that ... there is more than one way to skin a cat.

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ...

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ... your money is important to us. If you really need help and are willing to pay for it, please press 1; if you want to buy something, press 2; if you don't want to buy anything and don't like paying for support; hang up and call again when you are.

Politicians make me ....

Politicians make me very sick

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