My watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh it's just an hour fast

you guys may be able to ''quote'' this one better, but i remember one that went........SOMETHING LIKE...........Babe you look sick........let the love doctor give you the cure(?)............anyone heard somthing like this and can clean it up a bit????????

This just landed in my Inbox --- apologies if some of these have been posted before; I've skimmed out the ones I recognized immediately but I have doubtless missed a line or three... (The scary thing about this collection is that I've actually heard a lot of these put to use. The even scarier thing is how often they worked... :rolleyes: )

PICK-UP LINES:

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Wow! Are those real?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) because it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

Can I flirt with you?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day ... But I'm a sex machine by night!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this?

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Of course, if he's going to be a wise guy, she's got to have a chance to respond in kind...

REBUTTALS TO PICK-UP LINES

He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.

After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

SFC.......OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOOD COME BACKS THOUGH!!!!LOL

SFC

Did I detect a "Wish I'd said that" in the last posting?

A real life one from the archives of my mind
 

A friend of mine , we called him Tunza (Tons of Bulshit LOL) and I went to a Pizza place on Friday night in the days of my youth.

There was a simply gorgeous young lady there waiting for a pizza her boobs were simply amazing and she had a very revealing top on.

'Geez' said Tunza at the very top of his voice, 'Look at the tits on THAT!!!'

the girl went bright red and picked up her pizza, and as she went by Tunza she kneed him in the balls and left telling him he could have pizza with mashed nuts.

I thought it was funny but Tunza couldn't seem to appreciate it LOL

i got a pick up line ......

nice pants.........how do u get in them??



I have to say ive used most of the lines used here!!
My friends and i used to see how slaps you get in a night! I once got 9! But i did go home with a girl at the end of the night! It was one of the girls that had slapped me!

She said i was the funniest one she had heard so lets go.


mind you i have been necking with a girl and she said to me ..........youre turning me on i must go now.

She turned and ran out of the club and vanished!
I was gutted! She a hottie!! never mind.

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Try this again...grrrrr :D

:D

(true one, after a cold shoulder) I'd really like to put a lemmon between your tits, a bottle of soda up your ass and lick your pussy until i get Mountain Dew out of it

Wanna dance some or should we fast-forward to the fucking part?