Then i would have to offer practical solutions as well as theoretical advice.

What if there was not enough of me to go around?

Then I would have to jump on ... er ... in ... well ... help. :grin:

What if our Pixie ladies offered to help?

I think that would be very lucky for alspals69!

What if he had more offers than he could use?

Then he shouldn't be greedy and share the ladies.


What if Hollywood wanted to make a movie featuring the free loving Pixies?

Then I think they'd be on their way to "block buster!"

What if they decided to sequels?

Then I think we all better get ready :rofl:

What if we all became rich and famous from these new movies?

Then that would be GREAT!

What if we decided to retire to exotic location and build the International House of Pixies (IHOP)? :D

Then I better get a room with a good view! :D


What if we were stalked by the evil paparazzi? :eek:

Then we'd better smile sweetly :)

But what id we weren't considered photogenic? (does really aply to youTess honey!)

sorry. DOESN't!!

Then we could always wear a disguise.


What if they made up a big, fake scandal about us Pixies?

Then i would offer you refuge in my nice new house.

What if my super king size bed collapsed under all the pixies?

Then we'd have to work from the mattress on the floor.

What if the made up story by the paparazzi actually generated more interest?

Then we would have to get a bigger web site dedicated just to our new fans

What if we all had to quit our jobs just to make these movies?

Then we might want to start our own Pixie union.


What if we held elections for the Union President?