Uncanny! I have just finished a Mars Bar whilst watching The Faculty on tv - 100% true!

The person below me thinks its time they bought a new pair of shoes.

No such thing as too many shoes!!!!!

~the person below me has fantasized about sex in a museum~

There was this exhibition entitled 'The Role of the Demoness in Modern Society' and I just couldn't stop myself.

The person below me loves to be the centre of attention

maybe me:D:p.. but I would rather have you pay attention to my centre;)

~the person below me prefers a two-some to a three-some~

At least if it is an MFM; the other way... dunno... have no experience.

The person below me has done it in a public swimming pool. (Let´s also see what is "it", but please no buying of ice cream)

Won't say where, but wife and I did one time when we were the only two in a hotel pool ... it was late in the evening and we both felt very horny. Either there were no cameras on the pool, or the desk wasn't watching. :D :D

The person below me wants to decorate their Christmas tree in the nude with their spouse/so.

hehehehe........could be on the cards.......

The person below me has a weakness for suntanned firm bodies....

that's why I live in southern California!!!

The person below me keeps a dictionary close at hand when on the computer.

Me. But I am learning. ;)

The person below me wants to be the person below me.

hmmmmm could be... but I also like it on top... he he he

The person below me wants to be a porn star...

MMMM, perhaps just an extra

The person below me has tasted their own juices in the last week

And I am sweet tasting! ;)


The person below me is yelling at the kids to go to bed!

I don't like children very much, so when kids bother me i often just say, go to bed or take a nap, i always tell my brother to go to bed

The person below me is a chess fanatic

Yeah, love chests of the female persuasion ... big breasts, nice nipples, soft skin ... yummy ...

oh ... what's that, you say ... you said ... chess.

The person below me wants to try a butt plug.

Yeah, I'd love to try one...the biggest one I can find and shove it up my landlady's ass.....and superglue it in place!!
The Landlady from Hell took us to court to evict us, simply because now that the city's forced her to bring the house up to code, SHE wants to live here.................We've got 10 days to move. Yeah, right!! We'll move, but when WE'RE ready!!!

The person below me is having a much better day than I did yesterday.