At least that would be a welcome change.... but my driving licence gives only permission up to 7.5 tons... not very much.

The person below me is a REALLY sweet girl :)

I've waited and waited for someone else to claim this distinction, but since there are no takers....it MUST be MOI!! :D

The person below me has had his/her heart broken recently.

Me again. And still suffering. :(

The person below me likes anal pleasures....

Anal Pleasures....Mmmmmm......I love it!!!


The person below me is a new member and this is his or her first post!!!

i'm a new member every day to some things

(sorry just had to post)

The person below me collects stamps

You should see the bruises on my toes and my shoes are ruined


The person below me needs some excitement

(Too funny Glyndwr!!!) ROFL

Me, me ... I'm sure that must be me .... I crave excitement - at least I do about half of the time!! lol

the person below me could use a really good massage!

Oh, yeah ... love getting massages. Feet, back, neck ... and ... hee hee ... other parts to remain temporarily nameless :D

The person below me wants to go for a walk in the woods.

That would be me. I love to get outside and wander around in the woods near my house. Unfortunately it's as black as anthracite at the moment so I'll have to put it on my 'things to do this weekend' list.

The person below me has fantasies about participating in an orgy

Uhh...ok, who blabbed...did I say it out loud?

The person below me wants breakfast in bed

(WhhoooHOoo! I get to be below Scotz!!:D)

OOoohh yes....sounds yummy...but no toast please..I hate crumbs in bed..:D

The person below me enjoys being flashed. ;)

Do bears shit in the woods? Does the pope wear a funny hat? I love being flashed it just doesn't happen often enough ;)

The person below me loves to flash

I'm not sure that anyone could ever say I love to flash, but for you Glyndwr .... well .... warming up my deep froggy voice ....
"step a little closer little boy, I might just have something to show you, he he he he" ending with that dirty old man laugh!

The person below me just told someone he/she cares for that he/she loves them.

me........I whispered in my little ones ear, "sleep tight, sweet dreams, Mommy loves you" he is always asleep already when I have late night classses.......

~the person below me wants to have sex with a stranger~

If you just know him from Pixies does he still count as a stranger? If so then thats ME! ;)




The person below me has had candle wax dripped onto their nipples.