Yes yes yes I could really use one.
*waving dollar in air

The person below me would like to give a lap dance

Why me of course ;)

The person below me likes short plaid skirts

mmmmmmmmmm, yeah, I'm guessing that's me.

the person below me has worn a short plaid skirt with nothing on underneath.

I have but I prefer the leather look;)

~the person below me needs a trim...or some trim :p~

i could use a good trim if only there was someone to do it for me

The person below me know how to really use scissors

oh Skip... I sure do... and I happily volunteer my services to you :)

The person below me will live out one of their deepest fantasies this coming weekend.

not unless a road trip is in my future

The person below me can drive veryfast.

yes been called fast before:p

~the person below me would not object to a little slap n tickle;)~

Little slap and tickle nope, how about scratch and strap

the person below me knows how to treat someone that has not been very good.

do I even need to say it?????????????

~the person below me knows I smell like lavender today~

Isn't it amazing how much "lavender" sounds like "lappin' her," and isn't it amazing how lappin' her brings out the horniness in a guy :D :D

The person below me is looking forward to a weekend filled with sexual fun.

I have decided to make it my goal...

The person below me is very goal orientated.

Yes I am...I plan to have my doctorate in psychology within the next five and a half years...

The person below me wants to eat pizza today.

And I'll order it online thanx to you heatluvintxn ;)

The person below me is going out with friends tonight...

MMMMMMMM.....not going out........but maybe on the phone for hours and hours..........!!!!!!!!!!..does that count....hehehe

The person below me as a weak spot for chocolate.......in any shape or form