love to see ya in a wet tshirt contest........bet you'd get first place hands down(your shirt that is!lol)

Re: Pantyfanatic
 

Not if I'm still sucking on you after mid night Tuesday:p :p :p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pantyfanatic~
Somehow I guessed that you were a garters guy. They are still available I assure you..... sold lingerie for years <I may even have a few:)> Now as far as the whole exorcism thing goes.... I was already kicked out of Eden so maybe I could be converted <or perverted:D> so my follow up question is
What church do you belong to that has panty priests, do tell?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lilith
[B]Pantyfanatic~
Somehow I guessed that you were a garters guy. They are still available I assure you.....
I am well aware they’re available:D as a Formal Place Setting is required at all ceremonial events.:p

sold lingerie for years <I may even have a few:)>
Your resume meets some of the prerequisites for be-cumming a priestess in my church. After you pass the ORAL examination:p, you will be enlightened to things like the fact that you don’t SELL lingerie:confused:, you worship it :Das we LOOK at it as a “go-between” ourselves and heaven.:rolleyes:

I am The Pope of Panties :cool:
in the Church of
Providence’s Admiration, Natural Touch, and Instinctual Essential Sensations.

Please feel freely, I mean, feel free:D to call “*CUMMING!!!*”, I mean, come calling:Dany evening as I service, I mean, have services:D right after my shower.


(I be cumming, I mean, become TONGUE tied:D on occasions………..many occasions!);)

At the Church of P.A.N.T.I.E.S. is there some sort of baptism ritual?
~and~
Am I correct in assuming your degree is in Theology with an emphasis on P.A.N.T.I.E.S. or did you just get a simple 'P'ology degree(for Aquaman this would be a Peeology degree) instead? It is important to know the qualifications of the man who will lead you into temptation....er I mean, lead you on the straight and narrow path.

LMAO!! :o

Trying to keep this thread alive...........

Medic~ Which are you better at C.P.R. or S.E.X.? Both are good skills to have......

usually i like the old standard technique of B. J. to revive me......but i'll admit i'm just a lay man......

Lilith
 

Hmmmm good question...I think Im better at sex! :) and Im willing to prove it if necessary the reason is this...cpr can only be two ways correct or wrong...sex is sooo much more open to freelancing it can be done, hard or soft, dirty or pationate, it can be done standing up sitting down...sooo many possibilities...what things do you think your best at...Id love to hear.

Medic~ Great answer~ I would prefer to help you practice your sexual vs. your CPR technique anyway(that whole "lock your elbows" thing could ruin a good sexual romp). I seem to be attached to breathing. A man with your skills will come in handy here. My special skills involve discipline and torture. Often we may need a Medic to bandage the walking wounded :)

What about pussy farts.....does anyone else thing they are funny? We (my wife and I) can not stop laughing when she blows one out.

Kyttn,

My love I know that we have discussed this many times so please answer this question in your own time. This is to let you know that I am always thinking of the future which is unbearable without you.

:heart: :heart:
KYTTN WILL YOU MARRY ME ?
:heart: :heart:

Kyttn

Now you cannot say you didn't hear that one.