you know if u used them in a humourous way, they might work....or u might get slapped
take a chance

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

You can feel the magic between us... No, lower!

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

I have a fire in my loins. Wanna put it out?

You look cold. How about i warm you up.

Mate claimed that the best result came at the end of the

night with "It's getting late, want a fuck?"

OF - sounds like an approach that might result in lots of faceslaps, but the success ratio for those who prefer the direct method might well be worth it...

I must be allergic to you because I'm starting to swell up

Do you wanna fuck or should i apologize?

(lick your finger and touch their shirt sleeve and say)

"Lets Get you outta those wet clothes"

(look at the tag on the person's shirt and when they ask what your doing reply with)

"I'm sorry I was just looking to see if you were made in Heaven, cause your an Angel"

You can call me Fred Flintstone cause i'll make your Bed Rock!

Is your father a cop cuz you got fine written all over you

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me