Then I would smile and put a hand over your screaming & moaning mouth......... and continue! :D

What if others started playing with themselves as they watched our show?

Then charging admission could be considered.

What if we found this to be a real money maker?

Then I would get to quit my day job! :D


What if we were asked to take the show on the road?

Then, I'd have to object. Doing it on the road could get us dirty and scratched. :(

What if they agreed to give us a super Motor Home with sexy furniture and bedding. :lust:

Then I would call shot gun while you drove us to the next stop.


What if we got a flat tire?

then a blow job would required.

What if i got bored blowing up the tyre?

Then someone would have to take over the job of blowing.


What if a big, burly truck driver showed up to help?

Then we could say whoppee and wait for him to get done.

What if that gave us time to relax and have fun inside?

Then Tess would get very jelous of you and the truck driver.

And what if the truck driver admired you tieing your sholaces?

Then I'd probably say, "Yikes!" :yikes:

What if Tess came over to comfort me in my moment of shock? :)

Then I'm sure I can turn your shock into something else. ;)


What if DB was suddenly overcome with passion?

Then you'd probably hear him panting and breathing hard and drooling a bit not to mention being erect and ... well ... you get the idea. :D

What if his obvious excitement was catching?

Then this bus might just have to spend the night on the side of the road.


What if we all woke up famished from a night of wild abandonment?

Then we'd have to stop at IHOP for breakfast when we finally got going.

What if I thought IHOP stood for something other than the International House of Pancakes ... something like 101 things to liven up sex :eek: ?

Then maybe you should write a book since you have that many ideas!


What if you did and became a famous Sex advice giver to the masses?