I really need something long and hard in my pants.

I want a pair of lips... in my pants.

I want a whole hand in my pants.

I want something warm and wet... in my pants.

The seam tore ... in my pants.

I want a million dollars... in my pants.

I want a new toy in my pants.

I have a hunger going on...in my pants.

i feel crabby today......IN MY PANTS!!!!

oh man. did i say that? it works on two levels :grin:

that was the first laugh i had all day.

I have granola bar crumbs in my pants.

I have nothing in my pants
(I'm not wearing them right now)

I got Tess's hand down in my pants.

I have a zipper down in my pants.

I'm imagining someone's hands in my pants

I have a party in my pannts and everyone is cumming.