Sneaking in naked with a roll of duct tape, lollipops and....a set of instructions, I was ready to build the bike.

She sat there ...

She sat there ... with a smile on her face following their mad, passionate sex.


Removing the last stitch of her clothing ...

Removing the last stitch of her clothing..... gave her goose-bumps and she shivered.

I want to warm up by....

I want to warm up by...Taking a chika to bed and snugglin


Have you ever wanted to.....

Have you ever wanted to..... make love under the stars, on a warm summer night?


As she walked slowly toward him.....

As she walked slowly toward him..... his eyes devoured her body and flashed with desire.



Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ...

Fumbling with the buttons of her blouse ..... reminded her of why she usually wore pull-over tops. ;)


She glanced at the front of his....

She glanced at the front of his.... pants and the glance turned into a stare, then a licking of her lips.

(well a guy can wish, can't he :D )


The party concluded with ...

The party concluded with ..... hugs & kisses and promises to keep in touch.


But they knew thier private party would.....

continue all night.

Minutes ticked by until ............

Minutes ticked by until...finally they git pissed and threw the other guests out, so they could have a private party.

After everyone left he chased her....

After everyone left he chased her....through the house as they each stripped off their clothes tossing them helter skelter.



Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...

Sitting in the back row of the movies, the couple ...was too busy groping each other to watch the movie.



They wanted to try something new so.........

They wanted to try something new so.........they would have something to write about in the sexual positions book they were writing.


Politicians often make the mistake of ...

Politicians often make the mistake of ..... opening thier mouth and talking.


First thing I'm going to do this spring is....