Something from an email

A few more

And a couple more

Those were great. Definitely put a smile on my face.

A good start to the day.

:roflmao: Good end to the day too.

... and a good way to begin the day after.

Easy open bra for guys with no idea how hook-eye clasps work. :thumbs:

Good idea!

Overcomplicated, Lord Snow.

The parachute harness catches, one slap between the shoulder blades and it's open.

Now there's a good idea.

How about I just start using a knife to cut the damn thing off?

Bribe enough politicians to ban the things. It's less Alley Oop and would bring a gentle sway to the world.

Tis a fine thing you suggest, OF. Would you like to run for President of the US?

And risk being shot by the Secret Service?

I'll walk slowly and whisper it in his ear instead.

The funny part is I only changed the part under the word panties. :p