Diva,
I sure don't envy Canadians! The Canadian dollar is the pits!! Of course, it's great for us when we travel there, but you guys get screwed when you visit here. We were just there in February for a funeral and I've never seen the exchange rate so high in our favor! I know it's no consolation, but gas prices are going up here too. They're using the crisis in the middle East as an excuse, but the prices jump every summer because of vacations.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
SO bama.......yur bitchin cause they didnt catch the JW's?????
Pooooooorrrrrr puppies!!!!!
I'm sure they'd just spit'em out.....prob leave a bad taste in their mouth that listerine couldnt get out!!!!!

they were here yesterday too..... they just love me;)

I used to have a sign on the front door that said
"NO solicitors!
Jehova's Witnesses Get the Hell off My Porch!!"

It may have been rude, but it did the trick...
I loved watching thru the window when they'd walk up on the porch, read the sign and quickly leave....:D :D

As a young dumb full of c*m fresh from the navy ready-to-explore the states hothead....i once bought a gun......was cleaning it when they came to my door....i thought it was a friend that had just called about going tubing on the salt river in az.....i opened the door cleaning it......they saw a big 9mm close to their faces.......took off screaming to a nearby van and peeled out like a bat from hell......never saw them even in the neighborhood after that.....i didnt get it til i looked at my hand.......lllllaughed my ass off......so did my friend..........

M.B.505---I have a solution for you because you can get in alot of
trouble if they told the cops; and you didn't have a permit.I have a
concealed weapons permit but I bought some little stickers;that I
put on my doors and windows of my garage/shop.They have a
picture of a hand holding a revolver.It says:BEWARE in bold letters
on the top.Under"BEWARE" it says"Never mind the dog!Beware of
the owner"I used to have my bike and customers motorcycles,and
lots of tools;in there! Irish

thanks irish...but not long after that i go rid of it.....best thing i did .....kept me from doing something really stupid......and i did have a permit....but i wound up reenlisting not long after that so i sold it ...but thanks any way.....all i have now is an old single shot rifle and it is all broken down for storage..

Sugarsprinkles - you should come to Australia, you could buy Northern Territory, complete with OF :D, for about 5 american cents.

Legend exaggerates!

17c plus coupons.

**Now where did I put that book of coupons?......** ;)

If I had any cents (sense) I'd be doing something constructive with my life...instead of living on my computer! LOL!!!:D :D

17 cents........now let me see.....**pulls out pockets......moths fly out**** uuummmm....eeeeerrr......aha......can i give ya an I O U slip????
I got some serious ideas for an area that size.....does the words.....pixies nudist colony and rehab center strike anyone with a similar idea???????? Hey Diva........got the coupons yet???******looks under couch cushions..******Hey! here's a quarter.......hehehe........

.....and 3 pretzels.......2 crayons.....OH! So that's where that concom disappeared to!!!........"Hey, honey, don't you ever clean under these cushions???":D :D

hehehe pretzels.....play do.......hot wheel cars........and one unidentifyable object i handle with protective gloves.....just for me own sanity....remains from last weeks popcorn fight......yep...every thing in its place........jezzz fatherhood!!!!!!

Motherhood has it's joys too, MB!! Stepping on Leggos barefoot in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom!

Putting all the damn stickers on the Hot Wheels garage or city at 2 in the morning on Christmas Eve!

Plenty more examples, I will spare you! :D