Nubian~
You are killing me....................... You were a quite the pick up artist before the Mrs., I bet!

Oh, how I wish. :p :p :p

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

Nubian... some of those are horrid! I'll have to try them out in the bar tonight ;)

Hee, hee, hee. I'm always happy to help one spice up one's love live. A bit of advice though, wear a helmet!

I think I'll take one with a full face mask!

I'm not familiar with C&W.Wasn't there a song named something
like--The girls always get prettier at closing time?If there was;it
sounds like the perfect time to use Nubians last few! Irish

An even better idea, especially if you try the following line:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'm too lazy to read the thread but can I put forward the time honoured....

put your coat on love..you've scored

Best time to use these lines Irish. Of course I'm not speaking from personal experience :D

wanna play vacum. you suck while i empty the bag

if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it aginst me

is that a mirror in your lap cause i can see myself down there

Tommy Hilfiger must be God because I found heaven in your pants!

Or how about- Do you have a band aid, because I scraped my knee when i fell for you.

Oh Boys! those lines are so bad, I wuld probably go home with you to teach you a lesson ;)