You can't use peed-in panties as a replacement drain plug for your waterbed.

LMAO at WI and Lixy

you can't use a waterbed for replacement of the panties you peed in. although it's waterproof it's waayyy to big.

but if you put the gelatin inside of the water bed then it would solve many of these things you can not do on it!!!!

With gelatin in the bed, putting some Jeldi artificial fur around the drainage hole,

painting eyes and breasts on the sheet, I can charge $50 to root the world's largest

vinyl virgin.

Scotzoidman, have you still the paperwork we found when we were talking about

franchising the SOFA?

/me checks ass


WANNA BET???? :p :D

/me checks ^^^'s ass too. Just to check it. :D

You can't act dignified on a water bed.

Even if I hold my penis with my pinky out? :D

Shall I drink it like a teacup? ;)

BTW -- English breakfast or Earl Grey? :D Or was that "Irish Breakfast?"

Earl Grey...you can't ride a unicycle on a waterbed

Wanna bet? ;)

You can't take that Pinhead guy from Hellraiser to bed with you if you have a waterbed.

you can't fill your waterbed with Aqua... or *can* you??? :D

Once, after draining my king-sized octagon waterbed (that's right octagon, with no head board) just for sh*ts and giggles, i took my hairdryer, set it on cool, and filled it with air to see if it would work for one night's rest as an air mattress, so i could wait for the next morning to fill it with new water. Needless to say, it didn't work so well (LOL).

Soooo, you can't fill a waterbed with air and expect to sleep well.

You can't play a game of pick up sticks in the middle of your waterbed...without modifying the rules.