Well i dont know about that cause i dont go around licking myself but I'm not above giving anyone a sample

The person below me knows how to sample

<raising hand> oh oh oh pick me

The person below me is willing to give much more than just a mere sample

Oh so you are one of those people that goes to the grocery store to have lunch with the sample person...uhuh now i see

The person below me always takes more than they should

I take as much as I can if it's something that appeals to me

The person below me needs Scotty to beam him up north

like when their's cake, i always take a bigger piece then i should

the person below me is afraid to ask for help

Damn, so now i cant ask for help beaming north, crap

The person below me is getting way worked up

I need Scotty to beam me up, but I'm really afraid to ask ... [two for the price of one :)]

The person below me can't undo their zipper.

Wow, am I getting worked up. Hit the enter key and already too late.

The person below me still can't undo their zipper.

nah, ive always left that for others with smaller hands

The person below me knows how get someone out of their clothes

Found the scissors!

The person below me loves sticky sheets.

Zipppppppppp

The person below me can manage my zippers for me though

ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS like the flash on sticky sheets too.......

You two need to get some cooridination going

The person or persons below me enjoys being naked

I walk around my house naked, if that tells you anything.

The person below me has been to a nudist colony before....

Love being naked. Wife and I have even visited two different nudist resorts and had a great time.

The person below me likes dildos.

Not for me personally, but hell yeah, when it comes to using them on somebody else. ;)

The person below me has a special tattoo that is very personal to them.....