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Just when I get a really great night's sleep I wake up to find we're at about 100% humidity here today. My lungs are just loving this...... oh well, roll with it and go I guess. :rofl:
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Kitty on codeine, OMFG!!!!! :roflmao: I'm sure PETA will come hunt me down for laughing at that but c'mon that's a great visual! :rofl: |
This didn't happen today, it happened on memorial day...my boyfriend was reaching down to plug the PS2 in and apparently he touched the metal part when he plugged it in because he hollered and jumped back, and hollered some more and I said "what the hell is wrong with you?" and he told me that he got shocked...Then he made me get up and plug the damn thing in :p :rofl:
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A story on the news that showed some drunken idiot being stopped by a policeman for driving a golf cart while under the influence.
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Whilst watching porno long after we finished having sex Saturday morning, Mrs. WI & I saw a clip with a wild sex scene that was partially obscured by a "sexy" camera angle. She blurted out "OMG...It looks like he's shoving her into a woodchipper!" :yikes:
Now we have named a new sex position. lmfao |
Last Friday we checked into a motel and discovered there is no fan in the bathroom. So on Sat. I decided to leave the bathroom door open so some of the steam would leave the small room while I showered. The steam set off the smoke alarm!!!!
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My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk. :banghead:
My mind must've been elsewhere............. :rofl: |
The suggestion on a phone call from a Pixie that I may be doing improper things with my mother's parakeet while I visit her. :rofl:
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Actually *seeing* the moment when one of our Engineers realized that I was a pretty girl, and catching him checking me out...
then having him come back over to visit my desk 3 times in the next 30 minutes. :D |
Getting PM by a good friend and making me laugh
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You must've been thinking of adding cream instead. :p |
Someone, who shall remain nameless but who's username rhymes with "fly-oh-a-can", thinking Chocolate Starfish was some kind of regional candy.
I guess it is, just not the region you were thinking of. :roflmao: |
the boy telling a total stranger at a dept store that he just popped in the potty and will get two candies. good thing his speech still needs a little work. :D
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My little one peeing on me seconds before hitting the bath water only to poop seconds after hitting it!
Then reading Lizz and Mayhem's posts on the 'what made you smile' thread and thinking how all this will be a new experience for Mayhem! Hahahaha! |
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