This made me laugh!!!

http://www.rawbw.com/~c_abbott/Penis/

And a very true tale it is at that. :roflmao:

The kids singing in Church this morning

Abner the cat going wild on the porch when I let a big fat mooth in.

my hubby and daughter giving me their mothers day gifts and acting all sly..

Joking with co-workers about our crazy happy weekends.

Those "loveheart" sweets. And the theory that they're messages from god, giving you a little morale boost for the day. I offered my friend a few over the course of the day and every time she got either, "hot lips" or "lush lips", so god's obviously pleased with his handiwork. She does have gorgeous lips.

Last night as I was cleaning...I decided to hide the contents of the sex toy drawer so that my guests from Israel don't accidentally run into them. I put all of them in a bag and shoved the bag in the back of the sink cabinet....and started to walk away....


....only to hear vibrating noises coming from the bottom of the sink! :yikes:

The toys were unhappy about being relegated to a cabinet. I had to dig them out, take out all the batteries, and then put them back.


It seemed funny at the time. :D

I'm thinking ^^^ was getting her pipes cleaned. :p

I have more pleasurable ways of getting my pipes cleaned. I've located a special snake that does the job nicely. ;)


BTW - I am always looking for more effective means, so if you have ideas please PM me. :D

Hmmm...this sounds like a trap.

PM :tongue: PM :69: PM :sex: PM :licker: PM :hump: PM :buttsex: PM :3way: PM :bj:

that's much too subtle^^^
:p




the fart noises that the windex bottle made which sent my boy to the floor in a fit of giggles.

Only those peeps^^^^^^^^^. Nothing in my day was funny.

Me again...I crack myself up.


I'm pretty sure my secretary is standing by with a nice white dinner jacket. I don't think she's very good at estimating sizes though. This one has really long sleeves. :sad: